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Imagine the scene:
A quiet office full of tired workers on a Monday morning. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a piercing howl and a gurgling snort. What is that terrifying noise? Has a monster broken through the crust of the earth and started consuming humans? Are a herd of pigs starting a choir? No. BookBint just read that post and nearly fell off her chair.
Won't hold my breath for a promotion now...Saying I'm "turning down a sale" and thinking I give an airborne fornication – GUILTY – Irving Patrick FreleighComment
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This is why I never visit CS at work or a public place. In fact I've made it my official Rule #2!Quoth BookBint View Post
Well official for me of course.
CS.com Rule #2: Do not read posts while at work. Unless you enjoy giving your CWs heart attacks after you break Rule #1 all over your workstation and have fallen on the floor unable to breathe. Or you enjoying scaring the living daylights out of customers and then having them complain later.
Come on y'all know it's true!Comment
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Oh My God, that is effin hiliarious!!!!! lmao!Comment
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Bravo! I'm going to use that with my quite insane character in the RPG I'm playing right now.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Pure win
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I have to remember that in the Library!
"I dance at you, sir!"
That must have been so satisfying.
Research is the art of reading what everyone has read and seeing what no one else has seen.Comment
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Yeah that was rather brilliant, one of the best pwnage stories i've read on here.Comment
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Awesome! Completely awesome! I shall have to use it some day! Definitely!
You sir, rock!"There is a sadist inside me. She likes cake." - Krys Wolf, my friend
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