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  • #16
    Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
    Without a forum?
    I'd shutter to even think that!

    /hugs CS.com
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    • #17
      Well, on the bright side, the guy no longer really needed to use the phone to get a ride. The cops gave him one. Problem solved. He should be happy.

      No pleasing some people.

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      • #18
        Quoth cinema guy View Post
        Letting someone out of jail at 2am seems pretty stupid. But not as half as stupid as getting arrested after being out of jail for 30 minutes.
        It seems it always after 1 am that people are let out of jail. I have 2 cousins who get in the jail a lot, and it's always some gawd awful time that their parents are called to pick them up.
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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        • #19
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
          It seems it always after 1 am that people are let out of jail. I have 2 cousins who get in the jail a lot, and it's always some gawd awful time that their parents are called to pick them up.
          By design, probably. Get the parents even more pissed off at their kids.

          "Not only do I have to bail you out of jail, I had to do it at 1AM! I have to work in the morning! I'm going to kill you!"

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          • #20
            Quoth trunks2k View Post
            By design, probably. Get the parents even more pissed off at their kids.

            "Not only do I have to bail you out of jail, I had to do it at 1AM! I have to work in the morning! I'm going to kill you!"
            I got called at 3:30 AM to collect my 21 year old daughter from the South Jordan cop shop once... 25 miles away... 3 miles from her mom...

            Charges? "Making terroristic threats" & "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor"
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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            • #21
              Quoth Peppergirl View Post
              "bonding out a foolish friend". I bet there's a hell of a story behind THAT one.
              Yeah, but it's so and I hate to jack threads.
              I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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              -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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              • #22
                Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                Well, on the bright side, the guy no longer really needed to use the phone to get a ride. The cops gave him one. Problem solved. He should be happy.
                Probably not to his destination of choice though, right?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #23
                  LOL! That's classic. If you just got out of jail you would think you'd be on your best behavior not to go back.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    Probably not to his destination of choice though, right?

                    Picky, picky.

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                    • #25
                      Just got off the phone with a co-worker.

                      That dude came back and was cussing up a storm cuz I called the cops on him.

                      The manager was there too and he was in the office doing paper work when he heard his loud mouth through the computer speakers, so he looked into the monitor. He immediately recognized him from viewing his last visit there. So he called the cops.

                      GUESS WHO'S BACK!!??

                      OMG what a dumbass.

                      My sides hurts......

                      Yiz
                      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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                      • #26
                        Quoth yizuman View Post
                        Just got off the phone with a co-worker.

                        That dude came back and was cussing up a storm cuz I called the cops on him.
                        I guess he never heard about quitting while you're ahead.
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