"A Most Epic Struggle" remixed

[Mr Hero]

I think I got some of these people.

So after the callers failed to properly adorn their noggins, they decided they needed some vacation in Denver.

I got a series of calls last night during night audit.

I

In most exaggerated accent imaginable
SC: Hi, I was wondering if I could make a reservation.
Me: Sure, what date did you need this for?
SC: March 28th.
Me: And how many nights did you need this?
*click*

II

Same accent, but a female voice this time

SC: Hi I was wondering what your price was.
Me: For what date did you need this?
SC: March 28th.
Me: And how many nights did you need this?
*click*

Some day you'll learn to count. Some day.

III

SC: I wanted to try and reserve a room please.
Me: What date did you need this for?
SC: March 28th
Me: And how many nights did you need this?
SC: 5
Me: Will this be smoking or non smoking?
SC: Smoking...*click*

Well I do have to congratulate you on learning to count on your fingers. Can I also assume it won't be tobacco you'll be smoking in that room?

IV

SC: Hi how much is it for a room?
Me: What date did you need this room?
SC: March 28th
Me: And what date would you need to check ou?
SC: March 34th
*click*

Does anyone remember that Encyclopedia Brown case where Bugs Meany forges a check dated June 31st? Not even he was this dimwitted.

[MannersMakethMan]

SC: Hi how much is it for a room?
Me: What date did you need this room?
SC: March 28th
Me: And what date would you need to check ou?
SC: March 34th
*click*

Sorry, we're full until March 32nd...

[Jester]

I am sorry, as stupid as those people were, they could not possibly be the people from the original thread. After all, your people gave up after only four tries. GK's, whatever their flaws (and they were legion), DID have the art of perseverance down to a science. They just wouldn't give up. Hence my doubts that these were them.