Do you know the Muffin Woman???

[blas]

That's what my parents said to me as well, when I was a waitress/hostess and I noticed that elderly people tended to take all of the jellies and butters and creamers.........pretty much anything that wasn't bolted down to the table!

I don't think it excuses stealing, either. It was a huge pet peeve of mine at BOTH restaurants having to constantly refill the jellies and butters and creamers because all the blue hairs stuffed them in their purses.

[Kiwi]

I don't know the muffin woman, but saldly I do seem to know very many muffin top women...

put the rolls away please, but NOT in your handbag!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So...if the economy ever gets so bad it does go into a depression, are we going to start seeing the same thievery out of members of our own generation?

At least I promise you won't see it out of me.

[blas]

Irv, I'm pretty convinced this time around that if it gets to the point where people are beating up/killing each other over food at the grocery store, the government will turn us all into zombies and they themselves will hide underground until we're all dead....then start all over again fresh.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Cool! I get to be a zombie!


Braiiiiinnnnnssss.....Braaaiiiinnnnnnssssss....

[ParkingWitch]

Irv don't hunt around your store, you would never find any.

[Peppergirl]

My grandmother lived through the depression, but used to be just as appalled as we are by some of her cronies who would take everything not bolted to the table.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Irv don't hunt around your store, you would never find any.

You got me there.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Irv, I'm pretty convinced this time around that if it gets to the point where people are beating up/killing each other over food at the grocery store, the government will turn us all into zombies Soylent Green and they themselves will hide underground until we're all dead....then start all over again fresh.

Editted to reflect the horror of a certain movie scenario.