Yummy green things with a side of suck

[Imogene]

an organic cake or something

Wow... I read that as an orgasmic cake...

[wagegoth]

I am up at 6:30 am because of my kids and the commute during rush hour and I don't even start work until 9:30. Sometimes I really miss working graveyards as the prep time and travel time was so much shorter, my days were mostly free, and that was so much less general hassle.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I had no idea what they make in the bakery that's green.

I visited two supermarket bakeries today that had all sorts of yummy green things. After all, it is St. Patrick's Day.

[bainsidhe]

I've used the "real job" comment, I'm afraid

I was referring to my sis's boyfriend who is a DJ. Boy did I catch hell for that comment (at least only my sis heard it). I really meant no ill will, I just meant that he should find some work that didn't involve being a DJ. At the time my sis was complaining how her boyfriend couldn't find steady DJ work and was behind in all his bills. Doing what you love is grand, but you still have to pay your bills. And frankly, moonlighting at a second job that at least has a steady paycheck is a reasonable suggestion. But I unfortunately referred to the steady paycheck as a "real job". Learned that lesson but good.

[cinema guy]

I tend to consider the popcorn monkey half of my job as not being a 'real job'. Which I guess is why I have been doing it. Having now found a 'real' job that I love (projectionist), I am desparate to do more of it and less of the popcorn monkey side of things.

[RetailWorkhorse]

what I want to do with my life is to keep a woman emotionally and physically happy.

WHO NEEDS A CABANA BOY??

[Bosch]

Ugh...who crapped in that last guy's cornflakes...

The first SC sounds like my husband. I work part time at home and no, compared to him (he's a software developer) I don't make a lot, but I do make SOMETHING. Next time he tells me to get a real job I'm going to tell him I'm taking my fake paychecks back!

At least my Canadian who does the same thing yours does(developer) doesn't give me crap for working part time.. Well he did once and that was the last time.. He really didn't like the list of things that get done on my time off so he doesn't have to deal with them.

He couldn't bitch while true I don't pay rent, he never covers my bills and never has to do laundry or shopping(just has to help haul it in the house) those 50lb bags of dog food he's gonna lift them in the house. I did good getting it in the car and did I mention its his dog?

[taurinejunkie]

WHO NEEDS A CABANA BOY??

Do I not get this because English is my second language, or because I'm culturally retarded?

[Peppergirl]

Wow... I read that as an orgasmic cake...

That's an oxymoron. *All* cake is orgasmic.

Love,
Peppergirl
(Who has sworn off men...does it show?)

[Broomjockey]

Do I not get this because English is my second language, or because I'm culturally retarded?

They say ignorance is bliss. Savour it. You don't really wanna know.

That's an oxymoron. *All* cake is orgasmic.

Then you mean redundant. Or maybe repetative. Or redundantly repetative.

[Buglady]

And when you've got Mae's drink for her, I need some more suntan lotion over here...

[LillFilly]

Ahh, how often have I been told that being a Security Officer is not a 'real job.' I told one person 'I guess I'll get a real job when they start paying as well as this one.' I guess it's a well-known fact that security companies never hire anyone who finished high school.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Ahh, how often have I been told that being a Security Officer is not a 'real job.' I told one person 'I guess I'll get a real job when they start paying as well as this one.' I guess it's a well-known fact that security companies never hire anyone who finished high school.

Wow. My stepdaughter, who is 20, got her guard license not long ago and already had one in another state before moving back home. She's looking for work after losing one job due to coworker suckiness...but as far as we're concerned, any job she gets will be a real job!! Security can't be any easy task either...no matter whether you're watching monitors or walking around watching people.