To My Online Clients:
I realize many of you are intrigued by this new technology known as the internet. I applaud your desire to learn something that may be out of your comfort zone. By and large, I am proud to be your guide on the site that I support. However, there are some, shall we we, fools who are ruining this experience. As such, I have some rules that I'd all like you to look over:
1) If you ask me a question, DO NOT TALK OVER MY ANSWER THEN COMPLAIN THAT I NEVER ANSWERED YOU. This is very rude.
2) If you ask me a question and I answer but you do not like it, DO NOT SAY I AM WRONG. You came to me. If you think you know better, why ask me?
3) When I ask you for information, DO NOT SIMPLY PROCEED TO YOUR QUESTION. I will need this information eventually. Better now then later.
4) When I tell you how to fix your problem, DO NOT JUST DO THE SAME THING THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
5) If you do not follow number 4, DO NOT BLAME ME FOR TELLING YOU WRONG. I told you what to do. You didn't follow it.
6) If I tell you your browser doesn't work on our site, DO NOT COMPLAIN AND TRY TO TELL ME HOW WONDERFUL IT IS. Seriously, it isn't.
Violating any one of these rules will result in my hemorrhaging my face on the desk in a vain attempt to keep your contagious idiocy out of my brain.
Thank you,
Nurian
I realize many of you are intrigued by this new technology known as the internet. I applaud your desire to learn something that may be out of your comfort zone. By and large, I am proud to be your guide on the site that I support. However, there are some, shall we we, fools who are ruining this experience. As such, I have some rules that I'd all like you to look over:
1) If you ask me a question, DO NOT TALK OVER MY ANSWER THEN COMPLAIN THAT I NEVER ANSWERED YOU. This is very rude.
2) If you ask me a question and I answer but you do not like it, DO NOT SAY I AM WRONG. You came to me. If you think you know better, why ask me?
3) When I ask you for information, DO NOT SIMPLY PROCEED TO YOUR QUESTION. I will need this information eventually. Better now then later.
4) When I tell you how to fix your problem, DO NOT JUST DO THE SAME THING THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
5) If you do not follow number 4, DO NOT BLAME ME FOR TELLING YOU WRONG. I told you what to do. You didn't follow it.
6) If I tell you your browser doesn't work on our site, DO NOT COMPLAIN AND TRY TO TELL ME HOW WONDERFUL IT IS. Seriously, it isn't.
Violating any one of these rules will result in my hemorrhaging my face on the desk in a vain attempt to keep your contagious idiocy out of my brain.
Thank you,
Nurian
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