I was talking to my partner the other day (In the immortal words of Ellen Degeneres...'Yep. I'm gay.') Anyway, we were on the phone and I was talking to her and this little sucky customer story came up, and I thought I would share it with you guys. This happend a few months ago...
A drunk guy comes staggering in and wanders up to my register.
DG = Drunk guy
DG: "Hey! You single?"
Me: "Nope. Gay too." (I usually don't just come out like that to random people, but he was drunk)
DG: "So...You like women?"
Me: "Yep."
DG: "I...I can be a woman!!!"
Me: *looks customer up and down* "I have standards."
DG just staggers out of the store without saying anything. My (now former) manager was watching the whole thing go down and just burst out laughing and walked away.
A drunk guy comes staggering in and wanders up to my register.
DG = Drunk guy
DG: "Hey! You single?"
Me: "Nope. Gay too." (I usually don't just come out like that to random people, but he was drunk)
DG: "So...You like women?"
Me: "Yep."
DG: "I...I can be a woman!!!"
Me: *looks customer up and down* "I have standards."
DG just staggers out of the store without saying anything. My (now former) manager was watching the whole thing go down and just burst out laughing and walked away.
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