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  • "They can put all that back"

    Ok a little BS. My brother is now at his first job. He works at <my old job>, a small independent grocery store. He currently works in dairy and also unloads the grocery truck that comes in three nights a week. Well the other day he told me this story, and I just have to share.

    MB: Me Brother
    SC: Sucky Lady that must die!

    My bro had just finished filling the milk and was in the dairy cooler. So he was literally behind the milk shelf. Well this lady comes up and starts digging through the milk looking for a better date. She goes to one shelf and pulls off the gallons placing them on the bottom shelf area that comes out a bit further than the rest of the shelves. When she's not satisfied she goes the the next shelf up and places those gallons not neatly at all on the shelf she just dismantled.

    Finally she finds what she wants and says:

    SC: They can put all that back.

    And she starts to walk off leaving the milk everywhere but where it was.

    MB:

    Now he says he told the lady she had to put it all back, because he just got done filling the milk in the first place. Not sure if I believe that part, because we all know it would've ended badly if he had. But whatever. Please be kind to details as I'm remembering what I heard off hand.

  • #2
    Quoth SG15Z View Post
    SC: They can put all that back.
    RW: *Grabs a tie out of his dufflebag and puts it on, coughs a moment to get accent right and-* Excuse me, but I'm THE OWNER and I watched you dismantle my display. Should you not replace it all I will be escorting you from the premise and you will NOT be allowed to return. Do I make myself perfectly clear?

    SC: *Cat butt face*

    RW: You leave me no choice, Ma'am. *Speaks into a mic* BORIS! ALEXI! *Insert obviously Russian names here). I have an intruder. Dairy, on the double!
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
      RW: *Grabs a tie out of his dufflebag and puts it on, coughs a moment to get accent right and-* Excuse me, but I'm THE OWNER and I watched you dismantle my display. Should you not replace it all I will be escorting you from the premise and you will NOT be allowed to return. Do I make myself perfectly clear?

      SC: *Cat butt face*

      RW: You leave me no choice, Ma'am. *Speaks into a mic* BORIS! ALEXI! *Insert obviously Russian names here). I have an intruder. Dairy, on the double!
      Bwahahahhaha!!! Omg, that was great. It was even better imagining the owner talking like that! Especially since the owner is a female.

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      • #4
        Mic? Who needs a mic? Just hold your watch-wrist up to your mouth and speak into the clasp.

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        • #5
          Who else flashed on the milk lady in Clerks?
          Labor boards have info on local laws for free
          HR believes the first person in the door
          Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
          Document everything
          CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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          • #6
            Quoth SG15Z View Post
            Bwahahahhaha!!! Omg, that was great. It was even better imagining the owner talking like that! Especially since the owner is a female.
            I'm sure EQ could do her Natasha impression (too much or not enough Rocky and Bullwinkle).
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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