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    So, on a Thursday morning the main magazine to get out on the shelves is the weekly ZAutoTrader. A must-read for anyone buying a used car.

    We do a lot of these to 2nd hand dealers and so on first thing so they can spot any bargains before the average car buyer comes along.

    I should add that we open up at 6am and put magazines out about half seven once we have finished our delivery rounds.

    About 10am a chap comes in with a copy of the magazine.

    SC: Self explanatory
    Me: Guess who!

    SC: Morning, I bought this auto trader first thing today and i must have been too early because it's last weeks copy.
    Me: Oh.....
    SC: It was that old fella who served me. I'll just swap it for the right one shall I?
    Me: You definitely bought it here?
    SC: Thats what i said.
    Me: You definitely bought it here This Morning?
    SC: I said so didn't I?
    Me: I'm sorry, there must be some sort of mistake.
    SC: You calling me a F***ing liar?
    Me: Yes. I sold out of last weeks copy last Monday.

    He left rather fast!
    Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

  • #2
    Haha, classic thief, no spine whatsoever.
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    Melody Gardot

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    • #3
      ZING! Nice one
      !
      "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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