Straight from the hotel logbook:

[infinitemonkies]

Attn all Front Desk Staff:

Please be aware when assigning rooms that on Friday & Saturday nights our DRUNKEN IDIOTS valued guests absolutely cannot operate the vending machines or elevator without yelling and shouting.
Consequently, Rooms 95, 101, 102 & 104 are NOT quiet rooms.
Please set these rooms aside for guests who will also be loud, obnoxious & up late. This is for everyone's comfort except mine. Thank you -E <Night Auditor>

[smileyeagle1021]

I like E... he (or she) sounds like a great guy (or gal).

That sounds like something I would put in our log book... if I weren't always using it to tell my cowoerkers that they are idiots