Sarcasm goes over SC's head.

[trunks2k]

My normal response when people are making comments like that is "Sorry, but you're not nearly cute enough"

[taxguykarl]

Assuming he was (for the sake of argument), what was this guy thinking?! To talk that way in front of the kids in public?!

[Hon'ya-chan]

I had a co-worker once asked by a customer for her phone #. In a "You look hot, lemme flirt with you abit" kinda way. So she blurted out "867-5309" to him. He starts to write the number down.

Me and a few other customers couldn't stop snickering at this sight and the obvious joke.

[customersruinmylife]

People in the UK will appreciate this....

Anyone given out the Flirt Divert number whenever they want a customer to go away?

[Hon'ya-chan]

People in the UK will appreciate this....

Anyone given out the Flirt Divert number whenever they want a customer to go away?

Emergency with Service/999?

[customersruinmylife]

Flirt divert is a fake cell phone number that calls into a radio show...the broadcasters then play back the funniest answer messages on the show the next day.

I've given it out to a few weirdos who have wanted my number...I don't know if any of them have made it onto the show.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I am reminded of the story of the guy in a bar that was flirting with the waitress. Another customer asked for a hamburger, milkshake and her phone number. The waitress gave him all three. When she came back to him the first guy asked what the other guy had that he didn't The waitress responded, "A hamburger, a milkshake and a wrong number."