Cry Me A River

[Wade]

Me: Thank you for calling such-and-such. This is Wade, how may I help you?

SC: Yeah, I'm pissed off! I was woken up this morning at 8AM from your company to remind me I need to pay my bill after only five hours of sleep!

Me: Okay, do you know who the individual was, or was it an automated call?

SC: I don't know, I didn't pick up. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!

You know, you just can't win. Customers bitch you don't send them notices, bitch if we drop a friendly reminder, bitch if they don't pay their bill.

Whatever.

So, he pays his bill over the phone.

SC: I want to speak with a supervisor!

Me: Okay, I will have one contact you as quickly as -

SC: You know what? Forget it! I'll give you a reprieve this one time!

Thank you, Godfather. Thank you, Don A-Bitchy.

Here's the punchline: I looked up his info out of curiosity. Guy's a single, 26-year old full-time student. Last I checked, there isn't a university on Earth open until 3AM, which means he was most likely out partying.

Boy, he's gonna be a REAL pleasure to work with once he enters the workforce.

[taxguykarl]

Boy, he's gonna be a REAL pleasure to work with once he enters the workforce.

Assuming that he lasts long there.

[tinamarble88]

Here's the punchline: I looked up his info out of curiosity. Guy's a single, 26-year old full-time student. Last I checked, there isn't a university on Earth open until 3AM, which means he was most likely out partying.

Boy, he's gonna be a REAL pleasure to work with once he enters the workforce.

He could've been partying or he could've been studying. I know that when my boyfriend studies for tests and such, he stays up till 1am or even later than that. But most likely he was partying.