I find people who put you on speaker phone, or just can't seem to figure out that you need to hold the phone up to your face when you talk into it, to be very annoying. If you have problems in person, you should get an award.
SC - Or P. Hick. Picture a total backwoods hillbilly kid, with one huge bucktooth, and baggy pants falling off. He drove an xB with crappy (distorted) subs.
Me - The dick taking his order.
SC: I want 2 BBQ pizzas.
Me: The new special BBQ chicken one?
SC: Yeah
*Folds his arms and put his head face down on the counter*
Me: Anything else?
SC: <garbled>
Me: What?
*half lifts head*
SC: Cheesey bread
*puts head back down
Me: Anything else?
SC: <garbled>
Me: If you want to order something else, you're going have to tell ME, not the fucking floor.
*Lifts his head with a shocked look*
SC: Uh, a Dr.Pepper
Me: Anything else?
SC: Uh, no.
*Gave him his total, made change, told him it'd be about 15 mins*
SC: Can you call me when it's ready?
Me: Nope. But you can sit here and wait for it.
SC: I have to go <somewhere>
Me: It'll still be here when you get back.
This kid still wasn't as annoying as The Mumbler. The guy who talked like he was The Godfather, and barely loud enough to hear. I made him repeat everything several times - even when I understood him.
SC - Or P. Hick. Picture a total backwoods hillbilly kid, with one huge bucktooth, and baggy pants falling off. He drove an xB with crappy (distorted) subs.
Me - The dick taking his order.
SC: I want 2 BBQ pizzas.
Me: The new special BBQ chicken one?
SC: Yeah
*Folds his arms and put his head face down on the counter*
Me: Anything else?
SC: <garbled>
Me: What?
*half lifts head*
SC: Cheesey bread
*puts head back down
Me: Anything else?
SC: <garbled>
Me: If you want to order something else, you're going have to tell ME, not the fucking floor.
*Lifts his head with a shocked look*
SC: Uh, a Dr.Pepper
Me: Anything else?
SC: Uh, no.
*Gave him his total, made change, told him it'd be about 15 mins*
SC: Can you call me when it's ready?
Me: Nope. But you can sit here and wait for it.
SC: I have to go <somewhere>
Me: It'll still be here when you get back.
This kid still wasn't as annoying as The Mumbler. The guy who talked like he was The Godfather, and barely loud enough to hear. I made him repeat everything several times - even when I understood him.
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