Thanks for making my coworkers cry, you twatwaffle!

[XCashier]

I'm still creeped out that this guy wants to send flowers to his ex. How embarrassing for her to get these at work and have to explain to everyone that they are from her obsessive ex boyfriend

True, but then you can also do all kinds of fun things with the flowers. Like see how well they go through a shredder. Or pencil sharpener. Or coffee maker. And do the same with any pictures of said ex.

[tropicsgoddess]

True, but then you can also do all kinds of fun things with the flowers. Like see how well they go through a shredder. Or pencil sharpener. Or coffee maker. And do the same with any pictures of said ex.

Or make a nice toss in a fire (bonfire...fireplace....) and I'm not just talking about the flowers and the pictures...

[calulu]

You know sometimes when clueless assclowns send their exes flowers the recipient refuses the deliver and the joker still has to pay for the flowers. That's the best.

[bleedingheart]

Anyone else suspicious that she has a restraining order on this loser?

[wagegoth]

Anyone else suspicious that she has a restraining order on this loser?

If she doesn't, maybe the flowers will help get her get one.

[Nyoibo]

Isn't sending flowers usually a breach of a restraining order?

[Blade_Raver]

If this guy is a psycho obsessive ex..

His mindset would be something to the effect of, "Restraining orders are just another way of saying 'I love you.'"

Hopefully she rejects them, he eats the cost...

Then the fool calls back to debate a refund, and gets pwned a second time..

Bonus points if the guy cries.

[taxguykarl]

Isn't sending flowers usually a breach of a restraining order?

More often than not, yes. Such orders typically bar ANY contact.