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  • Paper or Plastic? Wait... What!? (LONG)

    Alright... This woman was only PARTIALLY my customer. Meaning, another cashier spent a good hour and a half before they had to save the order and shift it over to my till so the poor girl could actually take a break.

    What made this woman so bad? Well, first she had an over $300 order (this was a bit before the economy took a nose-dive, so that's quite a bit of groceries for my tiny store), and wanted them double bagged in plastic with a third bag slipped through the handles of the first two and tied.

    On top of this, she couldn't have two different items bagged together. i.e. Two things of crackers could go together, but you couldn't put a thing of cheese in there. Needless to say, that took a lot of bags. I came in partway through the bagging process, everything was already rung up at this point.

    It gets even better when she tries to pay with a check. It's declined and so we bring out our bookkeeper, who is thankfully actually there, to explain why it was declined. She then had to spend another twenty minutes explaining to this woman why she couldn't pay for a bounced check fee with a check

    She finally seems to grasp the concept after a while and lets out one of those annoying lengthy sighs before pulling out no less than six envelopes of cash. This woman then proceed to open the first one, take out a $20, close it, open the second, pull out a $5, close it and then hand it over to our bookkeeper. Then she asked if she could now pay for her order with a check? No, of course not. We need to get everything sorted out with her bank first. So she continues with the opening an envelope, taking out a $20, closing it, rinse repeat until she has the over $300 to pay for her order

    I do believe it took her an addition fifteen minutes to pull out all the money. At this point, she had been at the register for almost three hours because it took us a bit to find the bookkeeper. An hour and a half with my CW, and an addition hour and a half with me. So for three hours, we had to shut down one of our registers. And we only have five. One for express and four full service.

    Needless to say, I was ready to go home after that.
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  • #2
    Gaaahhhh!!! And I thought our customers were bad. Run away, run away!!!

    I'm guessing you didn't use Telecheck, which is why the bookkeeper had any say whether or not a check could be taken. I take great pleasure in telling people that WE aren't declining the check or card, the bank is. Then they get all huffy, "I've been using it all daaaayyyy!". Even so, we're not declining it, the bank is.
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    • #3
      Quoth bainsidhe View Post
      Then they get all huffy, "I've been using it all daaaayyyy!".
      Well, therein may lie your problem, perhaps?

      Three hours to ring up one customer? That's utterly ridiculous. Personally, I try to cram my stuff into as few bags as possible (and I usually bring my reusable canvas bags). Unless something is particularly wet (like ice cream) or breakable (eggs) it all just goes together. Meats I'll put in plastic just to be safe, if I'm iffy about the wrapping. I live on the second floor and have to walk around from the parking lot on the side of the building...the less I have to carry, the better. And the fewer plastic bags in my apartment, the happier I am (though Target bags do fit nicely in the trash cans in my bedroom and bathroom).
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      • #4
        Quoth bainsidhe View Post
        I take great pleasure in telling people that WE aren't declining the check or card, the bank is. Then they get all huffy, "I've been using it all daaaayyyy!". Even so, we're not declining it, the bank is.
        If theyv'e ben using it "all daaaaaaaaaaay", maybe that's WHY there's no money left to take out. Perhaps they should keep better track of what's in their account (or what the limits are on their cards)...Unless, of course, they're lying to try and get special treatment...Wait, that's silly, what sort of customer would ever do that...?
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        • #5
          I'm sorry but that has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard, blocking 1 register for 3 hours???? I dont think so!!!! I would have hit this person with a divider before sending them on their way!
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          • #6
            Three hours to check out?!

            That woman fails at life.
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            • #7
              On the flipside of that are the firefighters. When firefighters shop at a grocery store, watch out!

              They swarm in, each with a shopping cart and a list. They pillage pretty much the entire store, and then bring well over $1,000 in groceries.

              However, it doesn't take very long at all to ring out their stuff. Maybe 30 minutes, tops. They set up a relay where they bag their own groceries, put them in carts, haul the carts out to their van, and put the groceries away. They even bring back the huge pile of shopping carts and put it into the main corral.


              It really is an event to watch.


              The local fire station is also the definition of what a good customer is. They empty out the store because they buy so much and they're no fuss, extremely low maintenance customers.

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              • #8
                Quoth bainsidhe View Post
                Gaaahhhh!!! And I thought our customers were bad. Run away, run away!!!

                I'm guessing you didn't use Telecheck, which is why the bookkeeper had any say whether or not a check could be taken. I take great pleasure in telling people that WE aren't declining the check or card, the bank is. Then they get all huffy, "I've been using it all daaaayyyy!". Even so, we're not declining it, the bank is.
                We do use Telecheck, but our bookeeper has to be the one accepting the bounced fee since no one else except the owner and store manager are trained to.
                So Telecheck was what told us she couldn't use it in the first place. The bookkeeper had to tell the dunce that she couldn't use another check until the bank cleared it.
                I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!

                After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

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                • #9
                  searches for Advil...

                  This woman gave me a headache just reading about her!

                  And why are cheques/checks even still accepted these days?
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                  • #10
                    Ah, checks are useful objects, I think.

                    It's like a lot of things; if the process goes smoothly it's okay, but if things go wrong, it can really get frustrating really quickly.

                    3 hours is absurd. I hope the OP/OP's CW didn't get into trouble for it, seeing as it wasn't their fault at all.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth MelodiousBubbles View Post
                      So for three hours, we had to shut down one of our registers.
                      By Gods! I'd never want my perishables sitting out that long. What a maroon!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Hyndis View Post
                        On the flipside of that are the firefighters. When firefighters shop at a grocery store, watch out!

                        <snip>

                        The local fire station is also the definition of what a good customer is. They empty out the store because they buy so much and they're no fuss, extremely low maintenance customers.
                        Oh tell me they do it in uniform!! Please please please!! *swoon*
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Hyndis View Post
                          On the flipside of that are the firefighters. When firefighters shop at a grocery store, watch out!

                          .
                          that sounds about like smaller high school music and athletic groups here... the smaller ones typically better behaved (be it because they are more mature or just more certain they'll get caught I'll leave open for debate)... but it is quite a site to see... 15 keycards (well, 30 actually, two per room) and reg cards ready made, the director/coach will come to the desk start signing cards one by one and handing out keys one by one as (s)he signs for them... everyone goes to their rooms in an orderly manner... they all set wake up calls at the same time... and for the most part never do anything overly sucky.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Hyndis View Post
                            The local fire station is also the definition of what a good customer is. They empty out the store because they buy so much and they're no fuss, extremely low maintenance customers.
                            Firefighters are truly awesome My big brother's been one for the past 8 1/2 years with the Air Force (No i'm not biased why do you ask )

                            And THREE HOURS? Seriously? Stupid

                            So sorry you had to go through that sweetpea

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                            • #15
                              Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                              3 hours is absurd. I hope the OP/OP's CW didn't get into trouble for it, seeing as it wasn't their fault at all.
                              Nah. We didn't get into any trouble. The front end manager was there at the time, and apparently, this woman used to be a regular. Geez... I can't imagine waiting on this woman on a weekly basis.
                              Thankfully, she hasn't been in since then, and it's been a little over a year and a half.
                              I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!

                              After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

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