I got one over on an SC

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Dave, I want to take my children horse back riding and I was given the number to the equestrian center and nobody answered. Is there something you can do about this?

Me: no ma'am...if they wont answer for you, they wont answer for me

Guest: Thats not what I was looking to hear

Me: I think you can leave them a message

Guest: I dont want to leave them a message, I mean dont you have a special way to reach them

Me: no ma'am

Guest: ok thank you

She calls like three minutes later

Guest: I am trying to reach the equestrian center and nobody will pick up. What can you do about this?

Me: nothing we can do

Guest: but I made my reservations with you

Me: I understand but I wont be able to reach the equestrian center if you cant

Guest: well isnt there an emergency line

Me: for the equestrian center? no ma'am

Guest: well thats not fair, I need to book horseback riding now

Me: leave a message or try back later

Guest: so that is your final answer?

Me: yes ma;am

Guest: what is your name because I am filing a complaint about you?

Me: Buster Cherry

Guest: ok, Buster.



She called back and got my coworker and asked for Buster Cherry who thought she was prank calling and hung up. She called back several more times asking for Buster Cherry. They have never figured out it was me and she never did get the joke.

[Slytovhand]

Mean, cruel, funny, and deserved.

I mean... what??? Suddenly, you're responsible for everyone else in your area?? Get real!

But you'd better watch it, Buster!!!

[Iris Kojiro]

Haha, that's brilliant! Though I'm more partial to "Dawn Keebals", myself.

[Evil Queen]

Buster Cherry.... LOL. I am SO using that!

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

See, this is why you don't give them your name straight off. XD

[Jester]

An emergency line.

For an equestrian center.

Dave, please book me your least valuable room in your hotel, and send Miss Center of the Fucking Universe to that room.

Please ignore anything you may hear from that room over the next few hours.

Now, let me go over my check list of things I'll need for our little session..... Duct tape. Baseball bat. Rubber tubing. Funnel. PVC pipe. 18 gallons of water. 1 meat cleaver. 6 lemons. 1 fruit knife. 4 plastic bags, heavy duty. 1 gallon of bleach. 1 mop handle. 1 pirate hat. 20 feet of high strength rope. All four Indiana Jones movies. And a six pack of Fanta orange soda. (I get thirsty.) Oh, and NO QUESTIONS.

[Stormraven]

"Look, lady. If you want a concierge, stay at a hotel. We're not one, and we don't provide that service."

[Talon]

Ann Nonymous?

[wagegoth]

Now, let me go over my check list of things I'll need for our little session..... Duct tape. Baseball bat. Rubber tubing. Funnel. PVC pipe. 18 gallons of water. 1 meat cleaver. 6 lemons. 1 fruit knife. 4 plastic bags, heavy duty. 1 gallon of bleach. 1 mop handle. 1 pirate hat. 20 feet of high strength rope. All four Indiana Jones movies. And a six pack of Fanta orange soda. (I get thirsty.) Oh, and NO QUESTIONS.

A very important thing I learned from Breaking Bad (where chemistry is both fun and deadly: fulminated mercury is cool), you need to get some hydrofluoric acid. Skip the plastic bags and get the proper type of plastic container. Let the contents sit for a time until they are a slurry, then you can safely dump the contents on the lawn and they will disappear, leaving no trace, not even DNA or anything that can light up an alternate light source.

[Lace Neil Singer]

A very important thing I learned from Breaking Bad (where chemistry is both fun and deadly: fulminated mercury is cool), you need to get some hydrofluoric acid. Skip the plastic bags and get the proper type of plastic container. Let the contents sit for a time until they are a slurry, then you can safely dump the contents on the lawn and they will disappear, leaving no trace, not even DNA or anything that can light up an alternate light source.

Note: Learn from the mistakes of this guy here and make sure that you leave the contents to soak for a good while, to make sure that everything is properly dissolved. You don't want a foot or a few gallstones to appear and wreck your plans to get away with murder.

[Mordecai]

She called back and got my coworker and asked for Buster Cherry who thought she was prank calling and hung up. She called back several more times asking for Buster Cherry. They have never figured out it was me and she never did get the joke.

Hahaha, brilliant.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

If I ever get the chance to prank somebody like that, I'm using the name "Jurgen Offagen."

[Rapscallion]

Can we leave the discussion of murder and body disposal techniques to the horrible corners of the mind, please? Starting to get a touch enthusiastic.

Rapscallion

[RecoveringKinkoid]

She called back and got my coworker and asked for Buster Cherry who thought she was prank calling and hung up. She called back several more times asking for Buster Cherry. They have never figured out it was me and she never did get the joke.

Cue explosive laughter from RK.

HA! Brilliant!

That was a common Kinko's gag we used to pull on each other. We'd put fake job jackets out with crazy fake names to try to get each other to yell out the name in a crowd of customers. I wish I'd thought of Buster Cherry, that's hilarious.

I love that they thought she was a prank call and hung up on her. Sweet.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Buster Cherry! lol! I woke Kevin up I was laughing so hard!