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  • I CAN HAS STAMPS NAO?, "Eat Your Words!" and Other Nuisances.

    Today was a busy day at my Aid of Rite, punctuated with one real nuisance of a guy who I tried not to let ruin my day and the others were just an annoyance. But I saw Sunday Lady as I was watering our Easter plants, which just made my day. I had one good parent today who I will post about in Praising and also tried to amuse a 6 month old baby to keep her still for her passport photo. She was so cute, didn't really want to keep still, though. Ah well. I also figured out (finally) that a lot of the things in our flyer that are on sale during each week usually have coupons in the Sunday papers. I only figured that out because I was browsing the Sunday coupon book on a whim today and saw most of the things had coupons.

    I CAN HAS STAMPS NAO PLZKTHX?

    This man came in a couple of days ago, older gentleman and he seemed a bit...confused. He asked my manager about 7 times where the books of stamps were and then when she told him that I was selling them, he made sure to ask me about 5 times when he would get them and if I could put them into an envelope and give him a receipt but he seemed happy when I put them into a small bag.

    Well, I'm NEVER Gonna Buy My Newspapers Here AGAIN!

    This guy pissed me off. He stomped in, rifled through all of our Boston Globes and then came up to my register.

    "EXCUSE ME CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?!?"

    "Yes?"

    "CAN I SPEAK TO WHOEVER DOES THESE NEWSPAPERS?"

    "I'm sorry, you'd have to call the newspaper themselves."

    "YOU DON'T PACK THEM HERE?"

    "No, we don't."

    "OH. WELL THIS IS A SHODDY JOB." *slaps down a $5, and I take it and ring out the newspaper and give him change* "ACTUALLY THIS ONE IS MISSING SECTION D. I'LL JUST NOT TAKE IT AND I WON'T BUY MY NEWSPAPERS HERE EVER AGAIN."

    "*sigh, page for manager, process return, slap down receipt for him to sign* "Ok, could you please sign this receipt for the return?"

    "NO! I WAS HONEST! I DON'T WANNA SIGN NOTHING! I GAVE YOU BACK THAT NEWSPAPER, DIDN'T I?"

    Manager said, "What was all that about?"

    Me: "Dunno..." *shrug*

    If I Say I Don't, I DON'T!

    We haven't got any cigarettes, no Marlboros, no Camels, no Qualities, no Parliaments and no Newports, which are the cigarettes mostly everyone buys, until tuesday because the contract with the vendor has FINALLY been signed, woohoo! In the meantime, though I got plenty of "Sure you have them! They're just hiding down there!" from people today. Grr. If I say we don't have them, we DON'T have them. Come back Tuesday and gripe at us then!

    Sunday Lady Says, "Eat Your Words."

    So yes, she scared the heck out of me while I bent over the Easter lilies, watering them. (I'm the only one who cares about any plants that we get, incidentally, since everyone else would have let the plants die because "s'only a stupid plant" and some of the poor flowers weren't looking so good). Sunday Lady was asking where the alphabet soup was because she wanted to make some woman who insulted her sister and ex-husband's family eat her words and was mad about how they set the status quo in their favor but it wasn't their fault. "It's the nature of your job, right, you see that a lot, I bet."

    "Yup," I said, straightening tulips.

    She left without finding the soup, by the way.

    And that was it.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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    Quoth ralerin View Post
    If I Say I Don't, I DON'T! We haven't got any cigarettes, no Marlboros, no Camels, no Qualities, no Parliaments and no Newports, which are the cigarettes mostly everyone buys, until tuesday because the contract with the vendor has FINALLY been signed, woohoo! In the meantime, though I got plenty of "Sure you have them! They're just hiding down there!" from people today. Grr. If I say we don't have them, we DON'T have them. Come back Tuesday and gripe at us then!

    I know excactly what you're talking about! We get our ciggs on monday, typically in the afternoon. EVERY. SINGLE. MONDAY. MORNING. I get people going "What do you mean you don't have your ciggarettes yet?!? You get them on Mondays right?!?!?!?!?" I constantly have to explain, yes. We get them on Mondays. IN THE AFTERNOON MORONS!! UGGGHHHHH I hate ciggs.

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    • #3
      Quoth ralerin View Post
      Sunday Lady was asking where the alphabet soup was because she wanted to make some woman who insulted her sister and ex-husband's family eat her words and was mad about how they set the status quo in their favor but it wasn't their fault.


      I'm gonna have to get a can of alphabet soup just to present to people using this!

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      • #4
        I CAN HAS STAMPS NAO PLZKTHX?

        At least your store sells stamps. Our store doesn't. Never has. Not even before we converted.

        But I'll still get customers who will debate the matter.

        CS: Do you have stamps.
        Me: Nope, I'm sorry.
        CS But someone told me you guys sold stamps.
        ME: Well, CityMarket sells them, but we don't.
        CS: You don't sell stamps?
        ME: (Imagining a calm lake and ducks to control temper as the thorazine grin appears and I begin speaking a sing song lobotomized voice) No Sir. We Do Not, Nor Have We Ever Sold Stamps. Have a Nice Day.

        Well, I'm NEVER Gonna Buy My Newspapers Here AGAIN!

        We have to hand pack the Sunday papers at ours. Of course, what you have to understand is that before our store opens the papers are laying in a stack outside the doors for a few hours. In that time any number of street urchins can come in and steal a free paper. And there are no cameras to catch the buggers.

        That means coupons, sports sections, arts pages and whatever can go missing costing us a whole paper.


        If I Say I Don't, I DON'T!

        wow, did that happen with your store too?

        We've been out of the popular brands for two weeks, And again we had this one guy who even admitted that he hasn't been in the store for over two months.

        Guy: Man, you guys never have cigarettes.

        Yes sir. We NEVER have anything, ever. Ever, ever ever. Ever since the unholy plague of Rank Aid came and overthrew the benign Brooks Empire the heart our little city has simply stopped beating.

        Sunday Lady Says, "Eat Your Words."

        Yep. The nature of my job is to deal with every lunatic that walks in here. You betcha. I'm even considering calling the local psychiatric ward and demanding my paycheck for being their honrary orderly.

        By the way, I never asked. Was your store an Original Sinner or did yours convert too?

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        • #5
          Quoth ralerin;534691

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          If I Say I Don't, I DON'T![/b]

          We haven't got any cigarettes, no Marlboros, no Camels, no Qualities, no Parliaments and no Newports, which are the cigarettes mostly everyone buys, until tuesday because the contract with the vendor has FINALLY been signed, woohoo! In the meantime, though I got plenty of "Sure you have them! They're just hiding down there!" from people today. Grr. If I say we don't have them, we DON'T have them. Come back Tuesday and gripe at us then!
          Reminds me of a little tale of how I was racist because we ran out of Newports....

          needless to say the guy behind him told him to shove it, was the great guy who came in regularly to buy Kools.... oh and both of them, African American. me.... well if anyone's seen my skirted butt I'm white...german-celtic white.

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          • #6
            Quoth NateTheChops View Post
            By the way, I never asked. Was your store an Original Sinner or did yours convert too?
            Original sinner, as you so put it. What's interesting is that there are now...4 Aids of Rite in our city or within driving distance, one of which was Aid of Rite, switched to Brooks and became an Aid of Rite again due to the conversion.
            Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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