Wherein Sara gets farted upon

[sarasquirrel]

ok so i sorta stole the title :P

i was at work today and a customer i guess was trying to ask me a question. but she made no sense whatsoever. i guess she figured it out herself.

my cw comes up to me and then shes like "you smell that?"

then it hit me. damn lady farted!!! ughhh nasty. musta been a silent squeaker. i never even heard it...at least give me some warning lady.


tonight sucked, just like last night, but at least tonight the customers weren't all a-holes. but it was super busy. its only gonna get worse between now and Saturday night

[NightWatch]

What's with you and stinky encounters? Last thread you started you had to touch nasty garbage and today you get farted on. Here's your complimentary can of Febreze and bag of tootsie rolls. Maybe you should invest in one of those hazmat suits??

[sarasquirrel]

mmm tootsie rolls

well i haave the next 2 nights of, so heres to no stinky people!! (except my brother...and my dad)

[edible_hat]

You know why farts smell, don't you? It's so that deaf people know about them too. my wife is deaf so I'm allowed to make this joke

[Snowbird]

I used to have a regular customer that should have been made to wear a hazmat suit. He would walk up and down the aisles, dropping bombs along the way until it seemed like half the store smelled like a dirty diaper.

Of course, it was funny to see other SC's waltz into those aisle's only to beat a hasty retreat after a few seconds.

[Rapscallion]

I once went into a HMV and saw a staff member trying to surreptitiously spray away a customer's odour.

I've occasionally been the perpetrator, but when I do it it's funny.

Rapscallion