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  • Ew, ew, ewwwww!!!

    This happened to me just earlier today . . .

    I was helping out on the floor today because we're shorthanded and it was busy, my job normally is posting auctions on eBay (I work at a Pawn Shop, btw).

    So, I go over to this gentleman (right . . .) in jewelry. This is gold jewelry, some fairly spendy, some not. This guy was a little touched in the head . . . in other words, he's a real nut job (this took me a few minutes to figure it out, he hid it pretty well). He kept looking at different rings, which is what customers usually do. Then he kept looking up at me, at my face and just stare at me. It was getting really creepy. I kept busying my eyes with other things, like watching the tv and just keeping an eye on the floor. No way in hell would I be making eye contact with this weirdo.

    So he taking an insane amount of time looking at rings/necklaces and all that, most customers move on after awhile, especially the ones who know they can't afford it. Well, then he moved onto our cheaper cases, with the sterling silver stuff. Dirt cheap, about 4 bucks a ring or so. There aren't a whole lot in those cases.

    Again, he takes forever, doing the whole stare at the item, then stare at my face and "I see lots of pretty things." . . . Yah, whatever dude. After about an hour or so, he picks out a few things from the silver case, took him about a good half an hour to do it. Saying how he wanted to buy these and put that on layaway and how he doesn't have a whole lot of money. . . Oh and btw, he mumbled and laughed to himself a lot.

    I start the whole layaway process with the items he wanted to put on layaway. I go as far as almost sending the order through to print up a receipt, at this point you can't backup and add anything else, if you mess up, the receipt will have to be voided and you'll have to start all over again. So get that far, tell him how much it'll be to make the down payment. Then instead of giving me the money, he asks what the total of everything will be ('cause I have to do separate transactions for layaway and the sale). I do the math on the calculator and tell him roughly what it'll be. Then he wants to put more of his items on layaway, purchase two little items and wants to find something else to put on layaway.

    Fine. I'm getting fairly pissed now, 'cause I've got work to do. But I keep my cool. He hovers over the silver case some more (I've still got my transaction up on the computer because he hasn't paid yet, I don't want to send it through yet either). He hovers about ten minutes, asks a few more questions, stares for a bit then decides on another item. I add it to his layaway pile. Tell him what the total is and pretty much tell him to pay so I can continue with his other transactions. I'm almost getting the feeling he wants to steal too, but I never gave him the chance.

    Finally! His transactions are done, he still stands there. He's got all his receipts, but he's just standing there like a bump on a log. "O.k., your done now, hang on to those receipts for when you pick the items up . . ." I busy myself with putting the layaway items away and writing down my sale ('cause it's just what we have to do).

    What does he do? Wants to go and look at more jewelry (in the gold cases again). Arrg. Fine. We go over to the cases. Luckily for me, there are other customers there, so I'm helping them while helping him. It's nice break to talk to NORMAL people for once. Again, he's doing the staring thing. Now he's trying to find out what kind of rings I like, and what size I wear. He points at my ring,

    "is this your ring?" *duh*
    "yes, I am married" *I made sure to get that married part out*
    "is that your only ring?" *I wasn't quite sure where he was going with this, but I replied yes (which was a lie).

    So in between real customers, I helped him out. He wasn't looking at the rings anymore, he was just pointing now. He'd say, "I like this one, do you like this one?"

    "No." I knew he wasn't gonna buy a ring (these are upwards of 200-300 dollars each at least). Now he's just wasting my time, 'cause I was out of customers to deal with. He kept saying how someone else was gonna come in and put like five rings (that he picked out) on layaway or purchase them or somethin like that.

    Then I tell him, "well, I've gotta go now, I've got work to do . . ."
    Then he comes out with, "I just wanna say one thing to you, I love you."

    As the title goes, Ew, ew, ewwwww!!! I vomited inwardly. Ick. He's gross, smelled of hair products (like gel, or spray or whatever, not b.o. surprisingly).

    "O.k." I took off, tried to surround myself with more normal customers.

    Do any of you girls (or guys!) ever get gross people hittin' on you? I hope this guy doesn't stalk me or anything . . . luckily I don't work on the floor that often, so I don't have to deal with the public "physically."
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  • #2
    thank god there were others in the store with you!
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    • #3
      You know at that point I might have threatened to call the police and have him charged with harrassment.

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      • #4
        Gross people hitting on me? Nope.

        Hot, drunk chicks from the local college from the bar across the street? Sometimes.
        "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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        • #5
          I had someone from one of those adult group homes tell me "you're cute" once. I had to laugh, because (a), she didn't know what she was talking about (anyone who thinks I'm cute doesn't) and (b) my wife works with the mentally disabled and I knew she'd get a kick out of the story.

          For the record, I just smiled and said "Thank you." It was cute.

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          • #6
            When I worked at Worst Buy, I always had sleazy 50 yr old guys hitting on me.

            At the clothing store, it was 15 and 16 yr old boys (I look young)

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            • #7
              Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
              Do any of you girls (or guys!) ever get gross people hittin' on you?
              Ohhh, yes. This happens so often it is a very frequent topic on these boards. Here is a very long thread on the subject of creeps coming on to CS workers: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=1967
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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              • #8
                Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                Then he comes out with, "I just wanna say one thing to you, I love you."

                As the title goes, Ew, ew, ewwwww!!! I vomited inwardly. Ick. He's gross, smelled of hair products (like gel, or spray or whatever, not b.o. surprisingly).

                "O.k." I took off, tried to surround myself with more normal customers.

                Do any of you girls (or guys!) ever get gross people hittin' on you? I hope this guy doesn't stalk me or anything . . . luckily I don't work on the floor that often, so I don't have to deal with the public "physically."
                Oh man! I'd be worried he'd be waiting outside to declare his undying love after work!
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                • #9
                  Ugh, yes, been there.

                  When I worked at the dealership, there were these guys, strangely enough they were both deaf. They cleaned the cars and I think they were either cousins or half brothers. One was dumb as a rock, the other one kept trying to get my attention and flirt. The thing is- he had a girlfriend, she would visit him at work and he even got a tattoo for her (which was funny in itself), as soon as she would leave, he'd be hanging all over my desk. I was tempted to learn just enough sign language to tell him off, but he soon lost his job there. He got arrested for soliciting a prostitute- except she was an undercover officer- and he apparently claimed that he was just trying to find out the time. Soon, he stopped showing up for work (oh darn).

                  Oh- about the tattoo. He got a tattoo on his arm with his girlfriend's name and a pig. Because she really liked pigs. None of us could figure that out- even got a pen and paper and asked "Are you saying your girlfriend is a pig?". He should his head vigorously, she just LIKES pigs. And she was really happy with it. They deserved each other.

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                  • #10
                    Ugh, yes....

                    There's a creepy guy that came into our store TWICE. I vaguely remembered his face the 2nd time I saw him...then when he started hitting on me, I knew why I remembered him...

                    BTW he is about 10 years older than me and comes in the store with his daughter!
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Mighty Girl View Post
                      I was tempted to learn just enough sign language to tell him off, but he soon lost his job there. He got arrested for soliciting a prostitute- except she was an undercover officer- and he apparently claimed that he was just trying to find out the time. Soon, he stopped showing up for work (oh darn).
                      Hmmm... sign language to tell him to piss of...?
                      I believe there is a very simple gesture for that...
                      Also known as the 'one-finger salute'
                      "I call murder on that!"

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                      • #12
                        Technically that not sign language, that's a hand gesture

                        Cussing someone out in sign language is really fun, because unless they know sign language. They have no clue that they're being cussed out. I've done it with a smile on my face.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                          Do any of you girls (or guys!) ever get gross people hittin' on you?
                          Just often enough that I wonder if it's part of my job description that no one's told me about. (Just for the record, not ALL of them are gross. It's just the priniciple of the thing.)
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Greenday View Post
                            Gross people hitting on me? Nope.

                            Hot, drunk chicks from the local college from the bar across the street? Sometimes.
                            Man, I hate you. I wish I had that problem. The only women that ever hit on me are old, ugly, gross, and drunk. And yes, that just does WONDERS for my ego, let me tell you.


                            I DO get guys hitting on me, especially in this town, but not girls. Being a flaming heterosexual, this is rather disappointing to me.

                            On the plus side, this last Fantasy Fest, Jester finally came in from the desert after seven months.
                            (Anyone that needs this explained...well, think about it.)

                            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                            Still A Customer."

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                            • #15
                              I asked this guy if he wanted dessert one time and he said: "No, that's OK, just looking at you is dessert enough for me."

                              And then there was the restaurant owner, who was at least 65 and was always hitting on the girls. There was this one girl, "Becky," that worked with me. She was kinda dense, so that must be why he pulled this one.

                              She was waiting on him and one of his friends that had come in and after they were finished asked them: 'Can I get you all anything else?" And he said: "Oh, honey, I know of something you can give me, but not in front of all of these people."

                              The funniest part is that his name is "Lew," which is one letter short of "Lewd." I guess the harassment never bothered anyone enough to quit
                              "If you are planning not to tip, please let your server know before ordering so they can decide whether or not to wait on you" - from an advice column I read some time ago

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