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  • A Week(end) in review.

    I didn't feel like making a lot of little posts so I'm going to make one big post here.

    MORON! STUPID MORON! 4-10-09

    I admit, I was solely thinking of myself for this one. It would seem when a manager hands in a resignation letter at a hotel, the manager is made to leave the property immediately.

    I discovered this when my restaurant manager came out of the weekly manager's meeting and told me that my front desk manager handed in her resignation letter the previous night.

    The sick thing is there was a hotel wide mandatory meeting at noon that I was supposed to go to. Now no one was able to cover the front desk for me. So I didn't get to eat the free meal for a full two hours (this is the selfish part, but I was given a plate of tasty tasty eats and given LOTS of leftovers so I'm happy).

    Oh, I'm not done bitching either. It gets better. SS (the afternoon/evening MOD) got a promotion last week at her other (and primary) job so she quit last week.
    My last day was today.
    And there's a rumour that they're FINALLY going to fire A's lazy ass!

    So the front desk team has gone from 7 to 3 in one fell swoop. Awesome.




    I miss the Rain (slow day: 4-12-09)

    Some time ago I bitched about getting this mysterious caller that would call me once (sometimes twice if they were bored) a week and tell me not to mind the rain.

    Now I just get constant hang ups. By the time it hit 9.30AM, I had gotten 6. I start work at 7AM.

    I feel loathed.




    The Race Card O' DOOOOOM!!!! Lets sing the doom song! 4-13-09 (today, in case no one was keeping up)

    So we had this guy check in really really late on Thursday; past midnight, already Friday at this point. So my Night Audit person gave the guy our weekend rate of $89, since, if he didn't extend, he'd just be checking out in a few hours anyways.

    When my shift finally rolls around, the guy extends. Okay, no problem. Weekend rate kicks in fully now so that night and, later, Saturday night gets the really cheap rate.

    Sunday morning our rate kicks back into it's normal weekday rate of $139. Since it's 1) Easter and 2) our occupancy rate was so low (it was a paltry 11%) I gave the guy the courtesy of leaving it at the cheaper rate. Anything to fill rooms, ya know? But this came back to bite me in the ass this morning.

    Now today we have a much better number (25%) so I tell the guy that since it's no longer the weekend, the rate goes up to our normal weekday rate.

    JG: Jerky Guy
    Me: The lovely Evil Queen (who quit today! )

    Me: <tell him we're changing the rate>
    JG: No, that's not right. It's supposed to be <price after taxes, the cheap rate>
    Me: I'm sorry, but it's the beginning of the week so our rate goes up.
    JG: No it doesn't.
    Me: <thinking: ...yes it does.> I'm sorry sir, but it does. You got the lower rate for so long only because you checked in so late on the first day and I have everyone a break because yesterday was a holiday.
    JG: No, I checked in and got the lower rate; I should get that rate for the entire stay. I was just here for 90 days. I get to keep the lower rate.

    (Side note: I have been working at this hotel since December 8th. I have NEVER seen this guy before. He also had only one prior stay with us and that was for the previous Tuesday. Our records date back 5 years.)

    I got tired of arguing with him about it and got AD, my HR/MOD of the day, and let him take care of the idiot. He was as baffled by the "same rate at check in always" attitude as I was. The guy is finally convinced and AD leaves me to handle the rest of the morning.

    Me: Your rate is $139; after taxes your total comes to $162.63.
    JG: You're being very mean.
    Me: Excuse me?
    JG: I bring in 50 people to this hotel! (lie) This is just me! You should be nice to me! I should get the rate I want! <Bitch bitch, whine, moan, I stopped listening> You are very mean!
    Me: <What are you, five??> I'm sorry you feel that way sir.
    JG: No you're not <Hey, look boys and girls! Only right thing he said all morning!> You know, I think it's because I'm black.

    (Side Note: It took every ounce of strength I had to not laugh, crack a smile or smirk at this guy. One of my closest friends is a black cop and the company I work for is owned by yet another company that is primarily black and the owners are out of Africa)

    Me: <don'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaugh> Excuse me? Sir, no one thinks like that anymore.

    Mad, the Jerky Guy checked out about two minutes later. I had the housekeeping supervisor check the room after he left because you never know how people get when they're mad. Luckily he didn't do anything to the room.

    I swear, people jump to the DUMBEST conclusions.





    So this is it folks. Today was my last day of work at this IHG property. I get to pack the last few things and start my 1,000 mile journey back to Socorro Hill (inside story). We'll always be drawn to it. It's the way of the beast inside us all.

    Forever searching for that place called home.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

  • #2
    Ahh, yes. Profiling.

    I sometimes had to kick-out people who I knew were smoking pot in their rooms. I knew because I could smell it coming from under the door. I had the authority to immediately call the police in this case (we had a zero-tolerance drug policy), who would go to the room with me when I told the guest they were no longer welcome. We go to one room, and when the guy opened-up and was given the talk, what did he complain about???

    That he was profiled (he was black) and we were being racist, that he was a famous musician, etc....

    Apparently, I have x-ray vision and could see through his door We told him as much.

    The police later told us that the same incident occurred with that guy at another hotel last year and that they banned him.


    (PS the guy did have a duffel bag of pot)
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      Me: <don'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaugh> Excuse me? Sir, no one thinks like that anymore.
      Must be awesome to be able to say something like that to a guest.

      What would management do to you anyway? FIRE YOU? Ah shit, now I am laughing.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        It was the most wonderful feeling to see his face screw up and stomp out of my lobby.
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          This should make you feel better.
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            What! You had a full day of chances to revel in the glory of saying what you want to customers...and that's ALL you said

            I swear, one of these days I really am going to say one of the following (I can dream, right?)

            1) Sorry, sir, your race card has been declined. Is there another form of entitlement you'd like to use?
            2) Lack of planning on your part does not make an emergency on mine.

            I know, I know, we hear these phrases here all the time. I just want to hear it out there, just once... (without getting in trouble, I mean )
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              This should make you feel better.


              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              Me: <don'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaugh> Excuse me? Sir, no one thinks like that anymore.
              That's not 100% true unfortunately, but still awesome comeback!


              Have fun with the move! I'll miss you EQ! Houston just won't be the same without you!

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              • #8
                Quoth SG15Z View Post
                That's not 100% true unfortunately, but still awesome comeback!
                Who cares if it's true or not? People who pull the race cards are just entitlement whores who want their way so they figure pulling every card in the deck will get it for them. Whether they are or not.

                Besides, the SMART people like us posters aren't racist. So to you.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  Quoth bainsidhe View Post
                  What! You had a full day of chances to revel in the glory of saying what you want to customers...and that's ALL you said
                  I was thinking about that for a moment. But what if people gave a complaint that messed up reference potential or company credentials for EQ. That would be sad.

                  Still, that was great.

                  When I was working at the grocery store I started every greeting on my last day with a smile and "It's my last day." A few SCs had "Damn it" moments when they tried to imagine ways I may have slighted them. I mean, it's not like I could have gotten fired.

                  So where are you off to now m'lady of Awesome?
                  Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                  Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                  Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    Who cares if it's true or not? People who pull the race cards are just entitlement whores who want their way so they figure pulling every card in the deck will get it for them. Whether they are or not.

                    Besides, the SMART people like us posters aren't racist. So to you.
                    True (at least I hope it's true). I was just making a point. And sometimes the people who pull the race cards are racists themselves. I have yet to have anyone pull the race card on me yet!

                    Crap I just jinxed myself didn't I?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                      So where are you off to now m'lady of Awesome?
                      To New Mexico! BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!

                      *coughweezehack*

                      For the rest of the week, I get to pack, mail off ebay stuff and leave. The last time you guys will see me online should be Thursday Night before shutting down the computer and packing it away for my departure in the morning.
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        To New Mexico! BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!

                        *coughweezehack*
                        *offers cough drop*

                        You know, if I didn't basically melt at the temps there, I'd join you in NM. It's snowing here today. A lot. A couple inches, easy, though most of it's melting on concrete as it falls.
                        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                          You know, if I didn't basically melt at the temps there, I'd join you in NM.:
                          *takes cough drop*

                          It's pretty warm in NM for you today. 23 C. (75F for me) You'd melt within the first 10 minutes of stepping out of the plane.
                          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                          • #14
                            Eh, might be worth it. I'd adjust eventually, right?

                            ...right?
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                            • #15
                              Yes, Broom. You would. Since there's no humidity there, the climent feels much cooler then it actually is. I prefer the temps to be around what it is today, (75 F) but have been out in the 120 (F; 48C) in full sun and felt perfectly warm. You don't really sweat out there.

                              Lack of water in the air helps a lot.
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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