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  • #16
    Ummm, curious Jester...
    JESTER: "Marlboro Mediums, please."
    CLERK: "Box or softpack."
    JESTER: "Mediums."

    Why? Because I am not (usually) an idiot.
    Isn't that where the CLERK says :Yes, box or softpack?? (idiot)...

    Don't you mean JESTER: "Oh, damn, dunno, they're not for me - just give me the softs then, thanks".
    When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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    • #17
      Quoth Slytovhand View Post
      Ummm, curious Jester...

      Isn't that where the CLERK says :Yes, box or softpack?? (idiot)...

      Don't you mean JESTER: "Oh, damn, dunno, they're not for me - just give me the softs then, thanks".
      Silly Slyt, I was saying that that conversation would NOT happen, because I am not an idiot. Obviously if I WERE an idiot, and that conversation DID happen, the clerk would then have to repeat their query vis a vis the box or softpack dilemma. Thought that was self-evident.

      (The example used was in reference to my ex-fiance, The Brit, who did in fact smoke Marlboro Mediums. Which apparently are not all that easy to find.)

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
      Still A Customer."

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