Aren't you a little old for this?

[Dave1982]

I had two clowns in my store who came within an inch of getting thrown out for horsing around. They were both late 20s/early 30s so they should have known better.

First I see them each holding a roll of packing paper, and I glimpse one of them smack the other in the head with it.

So I followed them to another aisle and now they are mock-sword fighting!! I put on my best look, they see me, and they stop.

I told the Sales Manager about them.

Then, I go back to that aisle and find two packages of poster board ripped open and strewn on the floor!

I didn't see them do it, but I KNOW it was them. It was dead tonight, and they were the only two people anywhere near that aisle, and I know that stuff wasn't on the floor a minute ago.

Again, I inform the sales manager.

Me: As far as I'm concerned, these assholes are on strike 2.

SM: Yeah, one more and they're out.....

I kept an eye on them from a discreet distance, but I think at this point they knew I was on to them, so they behaved themselves.

Seriously though, two grown men acting like 5 year olds.

Of course, that's nothing new to this forum.

[blas]

I am petrified of clowns.

All you would have had to do was give me a call. If they would have came near me to play, I would have ran away screaming from them and you could have thrown them out for harrassing customers.

Haha, oh shit....you didn't mean real clowns....

Either way.....I coulda helped. I swear.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I am petrified of clowns.

"They all float down here..."

[candyshopgirl]

I can't stand people that do this crap in stores. I'm there just to get my(and my animal babies) supplies to make it through the next two weeks.I don't need to see grown men playing grab ass with each other. Its usually because I'm AlWAYS the one that gets hit with shit they are throwing around.One time I got hit and made a big production out of it complete with floor rolling and head holding.I wasn't hurt but it made the morons think twice(maybe) before they played again in stores.

[Enjis]

"They all float down here..."

Steven King ref for the Win!

[artifical sweetner]

sadly, i am not surprised men that old act that way lol

[Broomjockey]

sadly, i am not surprised men that old act that way lol

fixed for accuracy. Men behaving in a fashion is in no way corellative with age. aka. We're all childish

[tropicsgoddess]

That's real mature.

[mharbourgirl]

fixed for accuracy. Men behaving in a fashion is in no way corellative with age. aka. We're all childish

And how long have YOU been married?

[Broomjockey]

And how long have YOU been married?

Lady, I've never even had a date.

[mharbourgirl]

Lady, I've never even had a date.

Really now. Because you have a remarkable command of the dialect known as 'husband'. I could have sworn you were someone's property.