More people staying in the store longer than they have a right to...

[Mordecai]

On my last day at my last retail job, I had a group of idiots come in at the last minutes. I was supposed to go with my friends to celebrate my new job, and I just wanted to get out of there.

My friends showed up and asked me if I was ready, and I told them what had happened. One of them pointed out, "It's your last day! Just leave! What are they gonna do, fire you?"

I realized he was right and clocked out, left my keys and smock on the front desk, and walked out. Since the manager didn't have a problem with customers being in past closing, he could take care of them.

Well played, sir.