Who the Hell is "Me"??

[Phone Jockey]

Email: I won't insult anyone's mama by pointing out that the satellite vendors offer some pretty good deals here. Also, you know I can take my satellite dish with me to the beach, so you need to come up with a good discount for me or I’m outta here.

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Email: Listen, I am TIRED of always having all these tons of channels on my TV! My sister has a ton of channels and a DVR and I am jealous that she gets so many channels!! Why don’t you offer that many channels to me?? Back to my original problem, I am honestly getting way too many channels so you’re going to have to lower my channels. Thanks.

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Email: My bill is wrong. FIX IT NOW! Signed, Me.

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Email: Hey, it's me. Fix my phone, it's out!
My reply: Who is “me”?

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Email: I don’t know what you peoples problem is or why your daring to cross me! (nice spelling, btw)

[lordlundar]

Email: I won't insult anyone's mama by pointing out that the satellite vendors offer some pretty good deals here. Also, you know I can take my satellite dish with me to the beach, so you need to come up with a good discount for me or I’m outta here.

It might be because I'm tired or because this email is so inane in it's own merit, but I've got nothing.

Email: Listen, I am TIRED of always having all these tons of channels on my TV! My sister has a ton of channels and a DVR and I am jealous that she gets so many channels!! Why don’t you offer that many channels to me?? Back to my original problem, I am honestly getting way too many channels so you’re going to have to lower my channels. Thanks.

*clip!* problem solved.

Email: My bill is wrong. FIX IT NOW! Signed, Me.

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Email: Hey, it's me. Fix my phone, it's out!
My reply: Who is “me”?

Reply: Me, this is us, we can't fix your problem without details. Signed, us.

Email: I don’t know what you peoples problem is or why your daring to cross me! (nice spelling, btw)

Dear sir, your silly attempt at a threat is only matched by your poor attempt to sound threatening by trying to attempt "gangsta speak". Poorly as well.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Email: I won't insult anyone's mama by pointing out that the satellite vendors offer some pretty good deals here. Also, you know I can take my satellite dish with me to the beach, so you need to come up with a good discount for me or I’m outta here.

Now how's she gonna take her satellite dish to the beach with her? Load it up on the back of the truck and drive it down there?

Even so, she'd still have to connect it to the roof, run some coax cable from the dish to the box, then from the box to inside the house for the receiver (if she remembers to take it with her) then connect everything up.

But it still won't work b/c she'll have to call the SatelliteCo to have it turned on.

Too impractical on many levels - not to mention she's so bright she makes stupid look smart.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Too impractical on many levels - not to mention she's so bright she makes stupid look smart.

Well, to be fair, they only said they could take the dish to the beach, not that they could actually use it. Maybe the dish needs a tan?

[SG15Z]

Email: I won't insult anyone's mama by pointing out that the satellite vendors offer some pretty good deals here. Also, you know I can take my satellite dish with me to the beach, so you need to come up with a good discount for me or I’m outta here.

.................................................h uh? I don't understand! If my interpretation is correct (Though I have to admit, this was a hard one to translate) she's actually complimenting your company. So what's the problem?!

Email: Listen, I am TIRED of always having all these tons of channels on my TV! My sister has a ton of channels and a DVR and I am jealous that she gets so many channels!! Why don’t you offer that many channels to me?? Back to my original problem, I am honestly getting way too many channels so you’re going to have to lower my channels. Thanks.

Well there's three ways to look at this.

1) Either way she'll be happy
2) Either way she won't be happy.
3) All the above

So there's a 66.999% chance she won't be happy.

Email: My bill is wrong. FIX IT NOW! Signed, Me.

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Email: Hey, it's me. Fix my phone, it's out!
My reply: Who is “me”?

Me is Me! Duh!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Well, to be fair, they only said they could take the dish to the beach, not that they could actually use it. Maybe the dish needs a tan?

Where I live, we get a good amount of sun, so my dish shouldn't need to go to the beach for a tan.

And the next day I have off and it doesn't cloud up and try to rain, I'll be sure to climb the ladder up to the roof with a bottle of Coppertone.

[Jester]

I'll be up there with you with a few bottles of beer. While I do like coconut, I find that beer tastes far better and goes down much smoother than Coppertone does.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'll be up there with you with a few bottles of beer. While I do like coconut, I find that beer tastes far better and goes down much smoother than Coppertone does.

Sounds great, Jester. I'll take a Yuengling.

And I've got an extra beach towel, so no need to bring your own.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Email: Hey, it's me. Fix my phone, it's out!

Hey!!! You can't be Me!!! I'M ME!!!

[PepperElf]

maybe she's going to use the dish as a raft

[Jester]

Sounds great, Jester. I'll take a Yuengling.

And I've got an extra beach towel, so no need to bring your own.

Excellent choice in beer. I am fairly addicted to it myself, though of course I drink a large variety of beer.

As for the beach towel, I always bring my own. Especially since I got a really cool Sun Devil one several years ago.

[Blade_Raver]

There is a portable Satellite TV system out there, it's called a VuQube 1000. PM me if you want me to send you the link or google search Portable Satellite TV.

Not sure if your company sells those tho.

[Nurian]

There is a portable Satellite TV system out there, it's called a VuQube 1000. PM me if you want me to send you the link or google search Portable Satellite TV.

Not sure if your company sells those tho.

Why bother going camping anymore?

[Andara Bledin]

Why bother going camping anymore?

Seriously. If you can't handle the time away from the TV, then you really shouldn't be leaving civilization.

^-.-^

[Geek King]

Sounds great, Jester. I'll take a Yuengling.

Excellent choice in beer. I am fairly addicted to it myself, though of course I drink a large variety of beer.

Yuengling related comic: http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-03-06

More Proof that you really can find everything on the net. And no, I'm not going looking for the Rule 34 variant.