I realize that this an overly-parodied Christmas Carol (not to mention a tedious song to begin with), and the resulting post is very long, but I just had to do it.
Please bear with me while I vent my frustration in a musical fashion.
And a one and a two...
On the first day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
A coupon that expired 10-3.
On the second day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the third day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the fourth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the fifth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me,
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the sixth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the seventh day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the eighth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the ninth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the tenth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
10 reasons for murder
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
11 tension nosebleeds
10 reasons for murder
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the twelth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
12 heart palpitations
11 tension nosebleeds
10 reasons for murder
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
Please bear with me while I vent my frustration in a musical fashion.
And a one and a two...
On the first day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
A coupon that expired 10-3.
On the second day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the third day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the fourth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the fifth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me,
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the sixth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the seventh day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the eighth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the ninth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the tenth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
10 reasons for murder
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
11 tension nosebleeds
10 reasons for murder
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
On the twelth day of Xmas, a sucky customer gave to me…
12 heart palpitations
11 tension nosebleeds
10 reasons for murder
9 brand new ulcers
8 throbbing migraines
7 kids a’screaming
6 queasy feelings
5 verbal stings
4 gift returns,
3 reasons to quit,
2 pains in the butt,
And a coupon that expired 10-3.
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