1). Northern tourist: Why is it so hot here?
Because it's Texas. Duh.
2). Japanese tourist: Where are cowboys and Indians?
Sorry, but you're a century too late for that.
3). British tourist: There are lots of churches here and that's scary. All you religious people are BACKWARDS!
GO. HOME.
4). Northerner: How can you eat catfish and black-eyed peas? That is SO GROSS!
Put in mouth. Chew. Swallow.
5). Northerner: I'd rather kill myself than have an accent like yours.
Words fail me.
6). Northerner: Omigod, you have cars!
No way! I rode to work on a horse, you know.
Because it's Texas. Duh.
2). Japanese tourist: Where are cowboys and Indians?
Sorry, but you're a century too late for that.
3). British tourist: There are lots of churches here and that's scary. All you religious people are BACKWARDS!
GO. HOME.
4). Northerner: How can you eat catfish and black-eyed peas? That is SO GROSS!
Put in mouth. Chew. Swallow.
5). Northerner: I'd rather kill myself than have an accent like yours.
Words fail me.
6). Northerner: Omigod, you have cars!
No way! I rode to work on a horse, you know.
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