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  • #16
    He was a man of few words, (only one in fact, unless "Snee" is a word,) and even fewer pants.
    Perhaps you should have hooked him up with GK's order line number...

    Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
    Not sure what kind of drunk I am as I never been drunk. 29 years old and never been drunk, about time I remedied that
    The first (and only) time I was ever drunk enoug to puke was on my 29th birthday. It was the chocolate martini at the end that put me over the top, but damn it was yummy!

    I tend to get sleepy when I drink (I keep my pants on when in public, though)...what does that say about my personality?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #17
      First off... it's stories like this that make me almost wish we got amusing drunks here (all I've gotten is the angry drunks and the drunks who sexually harass their roommates... oh those were fun nights )

      Quoth LillFilly View Post
      I've heard that your behavior when drunk indicates your true personality.
      I've only been truly drunk once... and I tried to pull my friend's pants off... what does that say about me
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #18
        Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
        I also say Yay way too much in everyday life-oh well......YAY!
        Yay is a good word. It should be used as often as possible. YAY!

        I've never been drunk, ever. And I intend to stay that way. I'm not a fan of puking or headaches, much less mortifying behavior. I do enough stupid things sober.
        ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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        • #19
          Quoth Amethyst Hunter View Post
          I'm not a fan of puking or headaches
          Lucky me, I don't experience ANY of that on those rare occasions when I do drink. Even after being drunk (and there was no doubt about that; couldn't see, talk, or walk straight) I had nothing more than a raging thirst. No headache, no nausea.

          My roommate hated that I didn't have a hangover.
          "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

          RIP Plaidman.

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          • #20
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            Perhaps you should have hooked him up with GK's order line number...
            If I had GK's number I would have, not only so he could order pants, but so GK could have a more intelligent and stimulating conversation than what he's used to.



            There's a follow up to this story actually. Apparantly, Sleepy McPantsless woke up the next day in the hospital, with no idea what happened or how he got there. And he couldn't leave, because you see, he had no shoes, no wallet, no pants.

            So he wound up having to get someone from the hotel to grab said items from his room, cab it out to the hospital for him, then they cabbed it back together so he could check out and get his car.
            Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

            "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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            • #21
              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              First off... it's stories like this that make me almost wish we got amusing drunks here (all I've gotten is the angry drunks and the drunks who sexually harass their roommates... oh those were fun nights )
              I'll come to you're hotel and get drunk if you want.
              If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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              • #22
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                I tend to get sleepy when I drink (I keep my pants on when in public, though)...what does that say about my personality?
                You're mellow.
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                I've only been truly drunk once... and I tried to pull my friend's pants off... what does that say about me
                I think that's quite obvious...
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                • #23
                  I just put my hangover ability to the test. I don't think I can get a hangover. But I do need to remember to eat before I drink...and maybe 5 shots in 20 minutes on an empty stomach is not necessarily a good idea.

                  But no hangover.
                  I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                  Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                    I've only been truly drunk once... and I tried to pull my friend's pants off... what does that say about me
                    That you're comfortable with your sexuality?

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