The Ballad of Sleepy McPantsless

[BookstoreEscapee]

He was a man of few words, (only one in fact, unless "Snee" is a word,) and even fewer pants.

Perhaps you should have hooked him up with GK's order line number...

Not sure what kind of drunk I am as I never been drunk. 29 years old and never been drunk, about time I remedied that

The first (and only) time I was ever drunk enoug to puke was on my 29th birthday. It was the chocolate martini at the end that put me over the top, but damn it was yummy!

I tend to get sleepy when I drink (I keep my pants on when in public, though)...what does that say about my personality?

[smileyeagle1021]

First off... it's stories like this that make me almost wish we got amusing drunks here (all I've gotten is the angry drunks and the drunks who sexually harass their roommates... oh those were fun nights )

I've heard that your behavior when drunk indicates your true personality.

I've only been truly drunk once... and I tried to pull my friend's pants off... what does that say about me

[Amethyst Hunter]

I also say Yay way too much in everyday life-oh well......YAY!

Yay is a good word. It should be used as often as possible. YAY!

I've never been drunk, ever. And I intend to stay that way. I'm not a fan of puking or headaches, much less mortifying behavior. I do enough stupid things sober.

[Dave1982]

I'm not a fan of puking or headaches

Lucky me, I don't experience ANY of that on those rare occasions when I do drink. Even after being drunk (and there was no doubt about that; couldn't see, talk, or walk straight) I had nothing more than a raging thirst. No headache, no nausea.

My roommate hated that I didn't have a hangover.

[infinitemonkies]

Perhaps you should have hooked him up with GK's order line number...

If I had GK's number I would have, not only so he could order pants, but so GK could have a more intelligent and stimulating conversation than what he's used to.



There's a follow up to this story actually. Apparantly, Sleepy McPantsless woke up the next day in the hospital, with no idea what happened or how he got there. And he couldn't leave, because you see, he had no shoes, no wallet, no pants.

So he wound up having to get someone from the hotel to grab said items from his room, cab it out to the hospital for him, then they cabbed it back together so he could check out and get his car.

[Nyoibo]

First off... it's stories like this that make me almost wish we got amusing drunks here (all I've gotten is the angry drunks and the drunks who sexually harass their roommates... oh those were fun nights )

I'll come to you're hotel and get drunk if you want.

[XCashier]

I tend to get sleepy when I drink (I keep my pants on when in public, though)...what does that say about my personality?

You're mellow.

I've only been truly drunk once... and I tried to pull my friend's pants off... what does that say about me

I think that's quite obvious...

[Bella_Vixen]

I just put my hangover ability to the test. I don't think I can get a hangover. But I do need to remember to eat before I drink...and maybe 5 shots in 20 minutes on an empty stomach is not necessarily a good idea.

But no hangover.

[Rapscallion]

I've only been truly drunk once... and I tried to pull my friend's pants off... what does that say about me

That you're comfortable with your sexuality?

Rapscallion