I live in Texas, I have ever since I was 3 years old, but every year I go back to my birthplace of Pennsylvania to see family. One of these times was a particularly long visit, and I managed to get a seasonal hitch at my hometown's grocery store.
Backstory: On all the buses in town, there's the name 'K___.' The family who owns the buses is very, very rich. And I happen to know the guy who belongs to that family, and you'll know why in the next story.
A man and a woman come through my line. They're a little on edge (for some reason) throughout the transaction, and they decide to pay with a check. Obeying policy, I ask for I.D.
They immediately explode. "EXCUSE ME?! Us, show I.D.?" The woman bursts. "Er...yes, it's policy ma'am."
"Do you know who we are?!" The man yells.
"Erm...no."
"We are ______ and ______ K!" They say. "I can't believe this! Wait until Duane and Joanne hear about this horrible service wench!"
"Excuse me, are you referring to Joanne W?"
They pause and look at me. "Yes....do you know her?"
I grin widely. "She's my aunt! Duane K is her boyfriend!"
They immediately turn red and hand over their I.D.
I love my family.
Backstory: On all the buses in town, there's the name 'K___.' The family who owns the buses is very, very rich. And I happen to know the guy who belongs to that family, and you'll know why in the next story.
A man and a woman come through my line. They're a little on edge (for some reason) throughout the transaction, and they decide to pay with a check. Obeying policy, I ask for I.D.
They immediately explode. "EXCUSE ME?! Us, show I.D.?" The woman bursts. "Er...yes, it's policy ma'am."
"Do you know who we are?!" The man yells.
"Erm...no."
"We are ______ and ______ K!" They say. "I can't believe this! Wait until Duane and Joanne hear about this horrible service wench!"
"Excuse me, are you referring to Joanne W?"
They pause and look at me. "Yes....do you know her?"
I grin widely. "She's my aunt! Duane K is her boyfriend!"
They immediately turn red and hand over their I.D.
I love my family.
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