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  • You weren't expecting that were you?

    So, this morning I was in work even earlier than usual. We had a few updates to do on the till system and it messes them up if we change things during the week. I couldn;t be bothered doing it last night after trading so i said i would go in at 5am and spend 90 minutes on it, then open as usual at half six.

    I didn't turn anything on or unlock anything. I just hooked my laptop up to each till in turn and cracked on with the updates. Bear in mind that the shop was all dark bar a single spotlight over the counter and all the illuminated displays/fridges were off and the cigarette gantry was shuttered and locked.

    I had pulled the external shutter down behind me but not locked it. Someone may have noticed I was in as my car was parked in it's regular spot at the side of the store.

    About 5:45am I hear the rattle of the shutter and peer over my cup of tea to see a wannabe customer heading down the shop shouting a cheery "You open yeah!" (As a sidebar, a pet hate of mine is converting a statement to a question by adding a higher pitched Yeah to the end of it)

    SC: You open yeah?
    Me: No.

    It took a second but his face changed as the rabbit of customer expectation got caught in the headlight of refusal.

    SC: you what?
    Me: I'm sorry but no we're not open. You'll have to leave and come back after 6:30am.
    SC: I only want a paper and some cigs.
    Me: Well we're still not open. The cig gantry is all locked up. The tills are empty and turned off adn the papers haven't arrived yet.....
    SC: but.....but....but...
    Me: And if you life the shutter again, next time I'll assume it's wrong 'uns, hit the panic button and wait for the police.
    SC: So you're refusing to serve me?
    Me: Yes. We aren't open yet. I'm sorry but you'll have to leave.
    SC: You can;t throw me out. I've got rights. It's a public place.
    Me: No it's not. it's private premises. Now you've got til the count of five to get out before i hit the panic button. One....
    SC: You can;t do this to me.
    Me: two......
    Sc: but but but but
    Me: Three......
    SC: Fine but i'll be back.

    He then stormed off and proceeded to sit on the pavement outside for 45 minutes until I opened. And the daft thing is when he came back in he never mentioned it once and was nice and friendly.
    Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

  • #2
    probably because he was afraid you'd kick him out & sic the police on him

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    • #3


      People. Why are they always allowed out in public unsupervised?
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Quoth Boggles View Post

        He then stormed off and proceeded to sit on the pavement outside for 45 minutes until I opened. And the daft thing is when he came back in he never mentioned it once and was nice and friendly.
        Wow. I guess that taught you a lesson you won't soon forget.

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        • #5
          Why is it people who always go spouting off about their "rights" actually have no idea what the real deal is?
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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