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Now, we see a lot of emails that are hard to read for a variety of reasons - ALL CAPS, bad spelling/grammar/punctuation/etc., but this one seemed to almost be intentionally hard to read.
Here is the entire message. All grammar, punctuation, and even formatting are exactly how it came to us:
Dear E -Bay , all the items seem to be reproductions or copies
,,,,,how
many real items can there be for sale at 99 cents ,,,WHY WOULD ANYONE
ESPECIALLY A SMART ANTIQUE DEALER ,,WHO SAYS he knows his stuff
,,,,AND THAT ,
HE SAYS ,,,,HIS STUFF IS REAL ,WHY WOULD HE SELL ,,,, A $
3000.00
PIECE OF ART WORK FOR 99 CENTS
???????????,????????????????????????,,,,,,,I
REST MY CASE ,,MR E BAY ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,something smells here
something has to be very wrong ,,I just bought 2 rare Tang dynasty
parrots for 61
dollars ,,,,from exceedbay he says they are real and period ,,,,,,,,,I
AM
WAITING FOR THEM TO ARRIVE AT MY HOME ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HE SAYS THEY
are of
, the ,,Tang period WHICH DATES FROM 600 to 900 ,AD , , the next
day
AFTER I PURCHASED THEM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,2 more dealers are selling the
same PAIR
OR PARROTS ,AS RARE TANG PERIOD PARROTS ,,,,,,, HOW RARE CAN THEY BE IF
4
MORE PARROTS ARE FOR SALE ,,,THE NEXT DAY ,???????????,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I will send you their page ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I copied their e mail page
from
the dealers ,,BEFORE THEY CALLED EACH OTHER UP TO MAKE THOSE PARROTS
DISAPPEAR ,,,,,,,,,,this means they are making these fake in china
,THIS IS
frauds and selling them as the real things,,,,,,,,, the real mc coys
,,,,,this
is fraud and a criminal,act ,,,,,,,,to trick people ,THINKING THEY HAVE
PURCHASED A FINE OR VALUABLE WORK OF ANTIQUE ART ,,,,,,,,,,,thank you
again for
reading my e mail ,,,,,,
While he has valid points, it can be hard to take him seriously when everything is that fragmented and hard to read. He should be forced to go back to elementary school for his abuse of the poor, defenseless comma!
Here is the entire message. All grammar, punctuation, and even formatting are exactly how it came to us:
Dear E -Bay , all the items seem to be reproductions or copies
,,,,,how
many real items can there be for sale at 99 cents ,,,WHY WOULD ANYONE
ESPECIALLY A SMART ANTIQUE DEALER ,,WHO SAYS he knows his stuff
,,,,AND THAT ,
HE SAYS ,,,,HIS STUFF IS REAL ,WHY WOULD HE SELL ,,,, A $
3000.00
PIECE OF ART WORK FOR 99 CENTS
???????????,????????????????????????,,,,,,,I
REST MY CASE ,,MR E BAY ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,something smells here
something has to be very wrong ,,I just bought 2 rare Tang dynasty
parrots for 61
dollars ,,,,from exceedbay he says they are real and period ,,,,,,,,,I
AM
WAITING FOR THEM TO ARRIVE AT MY HOME ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HE SAYS THEY
are of
, the ,,Tang period WHICH DATES FROM 600 to 900 ,AD , , the next
day
AFTER I PURCHASED THEM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,2 more dealers are selling the
same PAIR
OR PARROTS ,AS RARE TANG PERIOD PARROTS ,,,,,,, HOW RARE CAN THEY BE IF
4
MORE PARROTS ARE FOR SALE ,,,THE NEXT DAY ,???????????,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I will send you their page ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I copied their e mail page
from
the dealers ,,BEFORE THEY CALLED EACH OTHER UP TO MAKE THOSE PARROTS
DISAPPEAR ,,,,,,,,,,this means they are making these fake in china
,THIS IS
frauds and selling them as the real things,,,,,,,,, the real mc coys
,,,,,this
is fraud and a criminal,act ,,,,,,,,to trick people ,THINKING THEY HAVE
PURCHASED A FINE OR VALUABLE WORK OF ANTIQUE ART ,,,,,,,,,,,thank you
again for
reading my e mail ,,,,,,
While he has valid points, it can be hard to take him seriously when everything is that fragmented and hard to read. He should be forced to go back to elementary school for his abuse of the poor, defenseless comma!
my brain hurts. 
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