The strangest call I've ever taken...

[OfficeSlug]

How do you even APPROACH your mother about that??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Can you even imagine that conversation?

"Uh, mom, I think we need to .... talk..."

*awkward silence*


I'm scarred. Truly!

[greensinestro]

That is God-awful for anyone to endure! Yet, people find it necessary to tell everything about themselves. One of my co-workers asked me if the Slim Fast plan causes me to shit more often than normal, then proceeded to tell me it's better for her to stay fat because she had to do it four times a day.

Who cares about that? She may as well asked me how many times a day I have sex with my wife! TMI

[MystyGlyttyr]

I know how sick I am when my first response to that was to laugh hysterically, then forward it to all my equally drain-bamaged wrestling buddies, who also proceeded to howl at it.

That being said, if I were on the phone with it, I would NOT be able to control myself.

"Sir, did you hear the one about the scholar who decided to translate ancient texts into ghetto speak? I believe 'Oedipus' was translated to 'motherf****r.'"

Man, I'm twisted because I am still just

[wagegoth]

Having Asperger's can really come in handy sometimes. I saw that train wreck coming, didn't look away, and now I just keep picturing JC juggling wombats.

I've just heard so much worse during my career. I'm afraid that was only about a 4 on the effed-up-o-meter.

[tintaglia]

I am soooooo hoping this was a joke!


( pass the brain bleach please)

[jb17kx]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~miocccccc;ehwpif

That is the most horrible thing that I have ever heard.

[draftermatt]

ew.

But I think the guy was probably lying. Just drunk (or maybe sober and acting drunk) and trying to freak out some people.

[Rapscallion]

There you go.

Rapscallion

[Seanette]

Having Asperger's can really come in handy sometimes. I saw that train wreck coming, didn't look away, and now I just keep picturing JC juggling wombats.

I've just heard so much worse during my career. I'm afraid that was only about a 4 on the effed-up-o-meter.

Now THAT is a truly terrifying thought.

[orcprincess]

Um. I don't know what to say. Just ick, ick, eeew, gross, wrong, bad, bad, bad!

That's TMI for a "joke" That is just not funny. How could you even think....eew.

[Tria]

[QUOTE=Juwl;48334]Did the guy kill his father first?
QUOTE]

In Oedepus' defense, he didn't know. I mean they spiked his heels together and he was found on a mountain.

[Jester]

That's TMI for a "joke" That is just not funny. How could you even think....eew.

Don’t be that shocked. Many people think that more often than you know. There is even a line of pornographic movies entitled “Taboo” that deal with the very subject of incest.

Admittedly, to most people, it is more fantasy (and not usually about their own mothers) than anything else, but it does exist out there. And for some people it is not only fantasy, but reality. Scary? Yes, certainly. But not at all unique, I am afraid.

Personally, if it is between consenting adults, I could give two rat’s asses. That’s your fantasy? Fine. Have fun. Don’t send me the tape. However, it is when people involve children, their own or others’, in their fantasies that I get completely revolted.

[Tria]

"Sir, did you hear the one about the scholar who decided to translate ancient texts into ghetto speak? I believe 'Oedipus' was translated to 'motherf****r.'"

As much as ghetto speak pisses me off.... My brain wants!

[Tria]

Personally, if it is between consenting adults, I could give two rat’s asses. That’s your fantasy? Fine. Have fun. Don’t send me the tape. However, it is when people involve children, their own or others’, in their fantasies that I get completely revolted.

Exactly, still trying to figure out how certain spam is getting in my email.... Well, clear out email, report, repeat.

[orcprincess]

Don’t be that shocked. Many people think that more often than you know. There is even a line of pornographic movies entitled “Taboo” that deal with the very subject of incest.

Admittedly, to most people, it is more fantasy (and not usually about their own mothers) than anything else, but it does exist out there. And for some people it is not only fantasy, but reality. Scary? Yes, certainly. But not at all unique, I am afraid.

Personally, if it is between consenting adults, I could give two rat’s asses. That’s your fantasy? Fine. Have fun. Don’t send me the tape. However, it is when people involve children, their own or others’, in their fantasies that I get completely revolted.

I'm all for raunch, and whatever else you can throw at me. I have become very open minded despite my upbringing...but I just cannot justify sex between a mother and her son, no matter how much they "consented" Or any related family member for that part. Dunno, thats just me.

P.S. I also agree with people involving children...no beating around the bush there.