On the first day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...

[Lace Neil Singer]

(Note: I have far too much time on my hands right now, what with an upcoming holiday. My muse gave out at 5, so feel free to carry it on.)


On the first day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
A tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

On the second day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

On the third day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
3 asinine questions
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

On the fourth day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
4 screaming brats
3 asinine questions
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

On the fifth day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
5 expired coupons
4 screaming brats
3 asinine questions
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

[danegrous_21]

eh, all i could think of , i dont work in grocery retail but clothes.i hate doing price checks.

On the fifth day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
6 price checks
5 expired coupons
4 screaming brats
3 asinine questions
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

[dragonflygrrl]

On the sixth day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
six tired excuses
five expired coupons
4 screaming brats
3 asinine questions
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

On the seventh day of Christmas an SC gave to me...
seven declined credit cards
six tired excuses
five expired coupons
four screaming brats
three asinine questions
two dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

That's all I have.

[MystyGlyttyr]

*crackes knuckles*

On the 12th day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...

twelve dirty returns
eleven threatening lawsuits
ten ladies sobbing
nine stolen CDs
eight items overlimit
seven declined credit cards
six tired excuses
five expired coupons
four screaming brats
three asinine questions
two dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

I could keep going to twenty. Heh.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Then do. XD Front page fodder, maybe?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

On the 20th day of Christmas, SCs gave to me:

20 flashlights hurled
19 perishables abandoned
18 cursing tirades
17 puke and poo messes
16 PS3 fights
15 switched tags
14 clearance hagglers
13 management cave-ins
12 dirty returns
11 threatening lawsuits
10 ladies sobbing
9 stolen CDs
8 items overlimit
7 declined credit cards
6 tired excuses
5 expired coupons
4 screaming brats
3 asinine questions
2 dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

*inhales very deeply

[Lace Neil Singer]

Brilliant. XD

[thegiraffe]

Brilliant. XD

Ok...at the risk of sounding like an idiot, what does XD mean? Thanks

[chainedbarista]

it's a substitute emoticon for lol.

[Pagan]

XD - tilt your head to left and you'll see it!

[thegiraffe]

XD - tilt your head to left and you'll see it!

Haha alright - I'll have to take your word for it (I don't see it....but whatever). At least I know what it means now. I'm sitting there scratching my head trying to think of a 2-word phrase where the first word starts with X and the 2nd with a D lol. I was stumped. Thanks!!

[powerboy]

Yeah, I am still stumped on that.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I use those all the time now; mostly down to hanging out with people who use them on a regular basis. I also have X_x O_o and O.O if you're interested.