You can have what you want if you just SHUT UP AND LISTEN! (Somewhat epic length)

[WouldYouLikeToBuyAPhone?]

Thank you all for your kind words and offers of alcohol - as you may have noticed from my increasingly poor spelling and grammer, much was had

[Damien]

holy mother mccreedy's chickens!!! let us know if anything comes of this 'charge' (wtf is that anyway?)

[taxguykarl]

UGH.
Another asshole arguing for its own sake. Have they nothing better to do with their lives? HMM. Did I just answer my query?