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  • #16
    Quoth Argabarga View Post
    Then he cussed out the Judge who had the Sheriff drag him downstairs for being in contempt of court


    Yowza! Karma (carma, hee) is awesome enough when an idiot like that learns his lesson, but it's ROFL-worthy when he does it again.

    And again, I'm sure.

    He might be in prison longer than some of the hard-core criminals by the time he gets done pissing everyone off!
    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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    • #17
      Quoth Peppergirl View Post

      He might be in prison longer than some of the hard-core criminals by the time he gets done pissing everyone off!
      He'll be rooming with some big guy named Bubba and be a rent-a-hole with his attitude for sure.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #18
        One of the best stories of self-pwnage I have heard in a long time! Thank you for sharing, that was awesome to imagine!
        "You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper

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        • #19
          This is where a ball gag would have been handy

          What an IDIOT.

          Cutenoob
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          She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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          • #20
            Oh the update is just... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
            Oh yeah a judge is a great person to piss off when you are in their court room.

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            • #21
              Quoth Argabarga View Post
              Then he cussed out the Judge who had the Sheriff drag him downstairs for being in contempt of court
              Wow, some people don't know how to quit when they're ahead.

              Just a curious question about the wrapping you guys put over the windows -- why didn't you simply roll the windows back up?
              Sometimes life is altered.
              Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
              Uneasy with confrontation.
              Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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              • #22
                I was watching "Speeders" and the cop pulls some guy over in a shiny Mercedes or BMW for speeding. He is mouthing off to the cop, the cop goes back to his car to write the ticket. When he returns the driver mouths off some more.

                The cop sets his ticket book down on his pwecious cars hood and makes a few changes to the ticket (as the driver had not signed yet) and makes it court mandatory.

                The moron tires to peel out and the cop tells him if he does it he will get another ticket.

                I wish i could find the video.

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                • #23
                  Quoth MadMike View Post
                  Wow, some people don't know how to quit when they're ahead.

                  Just a curious question about the wrapping you guys put over the windows -- why didn't you simply roll the windows back up?
                  It's illegal to enter an impounded vehicle for any reason, even to do something nice like roll up the windows, and with 99% of cars having power windows, without keys you're out of luck
                  - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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