Random Tidbits from the Tow Files

[Yfandes]

We live near the beach, and about 3 or 4 times a year, somebody sees fit to park across our driveway, completely blocking us in. We used to be nice about it, wait a while to see if the owner showed, ask all the neighbors if they knew the car etc..

But once my husband asked a guy who had just finished parking across our driveway to please not do that, and the idiot responded "what the hell is your problem a$$hole, I'm not going to be long!!" To which hubby responded "no, an a$$hole would have let you park and walk away, and then called to have your car towed". He moved

Now it is referred to as "sport towing" The neighborhood has cops and a tow truck on standby Saturday and Sunday mornings for all the idjits who somehow cant tell they are blocking a driveway with cars in it and everything.

[hobbitt97]

knuckleheads

The nicest car I ever had was a Firebird. I had gone to a movie and parked far away from other cars. When I came out I found another car had parked maybe 10" away from my driver door. Now there were many other open spots nearby, the driver had parked that way on purpose. I am not a small man and would not be able to negotiate getting over the center console. I had no choice but to open the drivers side door. In getting in I was forced to leave a sizeable dent in the other cars passenger door. Justice was served.

[Javarod]

I think the funniest one i've ever seen was on Cops. Cops got a call about a vandalized car. When they got there, they recognized the car, they were constantly getting called about it blocking a driveway. This time it was laying on its side with No Parking painted on the roof. Strangely no one saw a thing.