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  • #46
    Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
    Check out their restaurant. Their decor (or complete lack thereof) is a little offputting.
    But did you get to the part where one of the attractions is a dead whale carcass that's over 300 years old. Yet is still "pungent"?

    I've inhaled week old dead whale. It's special. I can't imagine 300 years. ><

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    • #47
      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
      But did you get to the part where one of the attractions is a dead whale carcass that's over 300 years old. Yet is still "pungent"?

      I've inhaled week old dead whale. It's special. I can't imagine 300 years. ><
      I'd think at between 3 and 9 centuries it's probably not the whale that people are calling pungent at this point...

      Then again, on this side of the border, we tend to explode our dead whales...

      Although I'm disturbed to learn that dead whales can explode all on their own!

      ^-.-^
      Last edited by Andara Bledin; 05-09-2009, 08:39 AM.
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #48
        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
        Although I'm disturbed to learn that dead whales can explode all on their own!
        I need a LOT of .


        Then I read this:

        Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

        "More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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        • #49
          and my twisted sense of humor makes me wonder how many of those men left feeling hollow or unfulfilled.....
          Bark like a chicken!

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          • #50
            Quoth Skeksin View Post
            and my twisted sense of humor makes me wonder how many of those men left feeling hollow or unfulfilled.....
            No, the women felt that...

            The men felt Lilliputian...
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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