May I have your account number?

[bankworking]

SC: I have a problem with my account. There's a charge I didn't do.
ME: May I have your account number so I can see what's going on?
SC: No.

okay.... probably doesn't know her account number

ME: If you could give me your social security number, I could look up your account that way.
SC: I'm not telling you my social. That's how people do identity theft!
ME: Ma'am, I do need some way to find your account so I can see what the trouble is. May I see your ID? I might be able to find the right account with that.

I HATE trying to find the correct account by name. So many people just have the same name. Even narrowing down by date of birth doesn't always help. But if the ID is the same one that we used to open the account with, I'll be able to verify that it's the correct account by matching the DL#. Whatever it takes, right?

SC: Why do you need to know who I am?

Okay, exactly HOW do you intend to dispute a charge on your account if you won't give the person you are coming to about the problem ANY information to help me to find the problem?

[friendofjimmyk]

Oh...ow...that hurts...this person is dumb. The dumb hurts!

[BookBint]

SC: Fix my car!
Mechanic: Which is your car?
SC: I'm not telling you that, you might steal it!

[MergedLoki]

that hurt my brain.
I am dumber for having read that.
oh how i pity you.

[Racket_Man]

I am going to have to hit myself over the had with a pizza box just to stun my brain cells to keep them from abandoning my head.

[Mr Hero]

Why do you need to know who I am?

That's how people do identity theft!

When you isolate these two quotes, you pretty much have yourself a waling phail of a SC.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

And just how am I supposed to get through work today with 400,000 or so brain cells Heaven's Gate-ing themselves after reading this?

[tropicsgoddess]

The stupid and is strong on this one.

[Nashida]

The pain...make it stop...

[jerkface11]

Wow like someone working in a bank needs to have an account number given to them to steal someones identity.

[Hyena Dandy]

Oh... Oh God... The pain... The pain the pain the PAIN!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

And just how am I supposed to get through work today with 400,000 or so brain cells Heaven's Gate-ing themselves after reading this?

I don't know but I do know that several hundred of my brain cells just opted for the grape Flavor-Aid.

[Sheldonrs]

SC: I'm not telling you my social. That's how people do identity theft...

"Ma'am, I can pretty much guarantee the NOBODY wants to be you."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"Ma'am, I can pretty much guarantee the NOBODY wants to be you."

Sheldonrs, have I told you lately how much I love you?

Frankly, I have a hard enough time being me . . . why would I want to be someone else who could be in worse shape than I am?

[Ironclad Alibi]

I don't know but I do know that several hundred of my brain cells just opted for the grape Flavor-Aid.

It nice to see someone who knows the difference between Kool-Aid and Flavor-Aid.