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  • #16
    Christian teens won't get drunk and have sex?

    Ahem.

    A little TMI, just to warn you, but my first time being sexually fondled by a boy was at...............wait for it..........BIBLE CAMP.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #17
      If, as the SC states they'll be "no trouble", why do you feel the need to have it somewhere other than their own home?
      I'd say the SC was foreshadowing...

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      • #18
        Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
        They have to follow the rules, or go someplace else that allows the house party they want so badly.
        Their own house, perhaps?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #19
          "But they're Amish, surely..."

          "In that case, DOUBLE NO!!!"

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          • #20
            Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
            "But they're Amish, surely..."

            "In that case, DOUBLE NO!!!"
            Rumspringa!!
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #21
              Oh my God

              Rumspringa!!!!!!!!!! *falls over drunk and loses her bonnet*
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #22
                hehe...

                Why am I reminded of some very wise person saying something about rendering unto a certain ruler, what is his, and a deity what is said deities....


                Oh wait, maybe she would know.

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                • #23
                  Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
                  Guest: I sent an email to ask someone to please call the owner of one of your homes to see if my son could have his high school graduation party there

                  Me: house parties arent allowed

                  Guest: well I know but I am asking you to call the owner to see if an exception can be made. These are Christian students so they wont be any trouble

                  Me: but we dont allow house parties

                  Guest: Dave, you've told me that twice now.
                  Is it starting to sink in yet?
                  I don't like your attitude!
                  Yeah? Well you're not EATING my attitude!

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                  • #24
                    Quoth auntiem View Post
                    This one reminds me of my "Christians" from this post:
                    http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=11521
                    From the above thread:

                    Quoth auntiem
                    I do go to "church" it is called the garden in my backyard - you can see me at worship for hours on any given Sunday. Although, my "love" for all God's creatures isn't always in the program, singing off key sure is
                    Auntiem, I dedicate this song to you and your garden church.
                    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                    • #25
                      These are Christian students so they wont be any trouble

                      oh wait, maybe they are good.


                      if they are as christian as the caller, it's a good thing house parties aren't allowed.

                      rent a camp site, lady and STOP BITCHING already.
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #26
                        So... Am I correct in gathering this woman actually pulled the "religion card"?? "People of my religion are better behaved" sounds like one to me.
                        "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                        ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
                          "But they're Amish, surely..."

                          "In that case, DOUBLE NO!!!"
                          I really want to party with some people on their Rumspringa just to see if they're as crazy as they're made out to be.
                          If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                          • #28
                            So Christian students don't party & are a bunch of innocent little angels? Gee, there's a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell to her...LOL!

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                            • #29
                              Let's say for the sake of argument that the teens in the story really are all very well-behaved, polite, respectful young adults that merely want to gather in one place to socialize in a relaxing fashion, and they never cause trouble. Let's say also for the sake of argument that they all adhere to the teachings of their faith far better than the caller does. Let's also say, since we are building this wonderful work of fiction, that this same group has won awards for their work with the underpriveleged and disadvantaged children of the area.

                              The fact remains that the property does not allow house parties. Not just for teens, but for anyone. The property....does not....allow....house.....parties. Get it? It's that simple. It is against the rules. This is a private property, and those that own and run it have decided that it is against their best interests to allow house parties of any stripe, size, color, or denomination. No. House. Parties. At all. Period, end of story, drive safely, thanks for coming, drive through now, buh bye, good night Detroit!!!

                              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                              Still A Customer."

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                                From the above thread:



                                Auntiem, I dedicate this song to you and your garden church.
                                Thank - you so much that totally made my day!

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