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    Where are we?......

    This just happened.

    Me - Gift Shop/Ticket Office salesperson
    SG - Stupid Girlfriend
    SB - Stupid Boyfriend

    SG: Hi, where are are we?
    Who just walks into a random building and asks where they are?
    Me: You're at the Science Center.
    SG: Yea but I mean, is it open?
    Me: Well yea, you're in here.
    Nah, I'm just sitting behind the desk of a closed building for kicks. Wanna join me?
    SG: Yea, but do you have any shows going on?
    Me: Our next shows are at 7 and 8 pm tonight.
    SB: Until then, are any bars nearby?
    OMG it's 2:30 in the afternoon!!!
    Me: There are several bars on the street outside, but I don't think they're open right now. There are a lot of open cafes, though.
    SB: Ok. So where are yall's bathrooms at?
    Me: They're downstairs.
    SB: Downstairs?
    Me: Downstairs.
    SB: *standing at the top of the stairs* What's downstairs?
    What do you think is down there, Sherlock? Maybe... the bathroom???
    Me: Why don't you go find out?
    SB: Oh okay.....

    He still hasn't come back either. I wonder if he met with some horrible, Darwin Award winning fate down there. *sigh* One can only hope.....
    Last edited by GiftShopGirl; 05-08-2009, 06:40 PM.
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    It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (Or so we hope...)
    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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    • #3
      These are the kind of people who happen to bathrooms right before "WARNING: Gross" stories get posted to CS.

      Better go check dem bathrooms!
      "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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      • #4
        The STL science center can host many odd people. I bet the T Rex ate them.
        Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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        • #5
          Quoth Bagboy View Post
          The STL science center can host many odd people. I bet the T Rex ate them.
          We can only hope. I still remember being terrified of that thing when I was 3 or 4.
          Honey and Thorns ~ Handmade Knit and Jewelry

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          • #6
            If you have a planatarium like ours does here in Greensboro, they were probably beamed up by their mother ship.

            At least we can hope so for the sake of humanity.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #7
              Quoth Bagboy View Post
              The STL science center can host many odd people. I bet the T Rex ate them.
              I've often wanted to climb that exhibit as a kid and touch the dinosaurs, now this I want to see the T Rex eat someone.

              I hope you're happy.
              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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              • #8
                Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (Or so we hope...)
                That...just made my night. Glad I wasn't drinking anything
                "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
                "What IS fun to fight through?"
                "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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                • #9
                  Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                  It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (Or so we hope...)
                  Of those poor grues. Can we toss some Rolaids down there for them?
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
                    These are the kind of people who happen to bathrooms right before "WARNING: Gross" stories get posted to CS.

                    Better go check dem bathrooms!
                    or one of those "OMG my little girl walked in the bathroom and heard two voices moaning and grunting" stories

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