So once again I find myself doing the overnight shift, and again like in Valentines Day I'm out in a tent in our parking lot selling flowers. Thankfully I had my laptop and was able to sit there and chat most of the night on IM and the CS chat room. And of course played Spore! 
No I'm just decoration
SC: "Man you have to be here all night!"
Me: "Yep"
SC: "That sucks."
Indeed, thanks for supporting this brilliant idea of corporates b buying flowers for you mom at 1 in the morning. For some reason I don't feel you being so sincere at your attempt at empathy. Please go away so I can continue my quest to destroy the Grox!
It mean I don't like you
"What does yellow mean?"
Huh? You mean yellow flowers when presented as a gift? How should I know? I'm just a cashier I know nothing of what color represents what.
She'd like you to stop asking stupid questions
"What do you think she'll like?'
How the
should I know!? I don't even know who "she" is. I know less about her likes and dislikes than you do, therefor I should be the one asking you, not vice versa.
Drunks can be entertaining
So there I am, chatting in the chat room when I hear a group of college age guys across the parking lot. They are clearly intoxicated. They converse with each other very loudly, and then get bored. So they all hop in a truck do a donut or 2 then speed off down the street. Then I see the pretty colors of red and blue follow them. I must say I quite enjoyed watching that.
And that's about it. It was really slow and boring. Now I got to get my sleep schedule back on track as I switch back to day shifts.

No I'm just decoration
SC: "Man you have to be here all night!"
Me: "Yep"
SC: "That sucks."
Indeed, thanks for supporting this brilliant idea of corporates b buying flowers for you mom at 1 in the morning. For some reason I don't feel you being so sincere at your attempt at empathy. Please go away so I can continue my quest to destroy the Grox!
It mean I don't like you
"What does yellow mean?"
Huh? You mean yellow flowers when presented as a gift? How should I know? I'm just a cashier I know nothing of what color represents what.
She'd like you to stop asking stupid questions
"What do you think she'll like?'
How the

Drunks can be entertaining
So there I am, chatting in the chat room when I hear a group of college age guys across the parking lot. They are clearly intoxicated. They converse with each other very loudly, and then get bored. So they all hop in a truck do a donut or 2 then speed off down the street. Then I see the pretty colors of red and blue follow them. I must say I quite enjoyed watching that.

And that's about it. It was really slow and boring. Now I got to get my sleep schedule back on track as I switch back to day shifts.
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