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Lightning McQueen loves the cock
During our first day of inventory counting today, I came into the backroom to find one of our display posters in its frame on the table by the receiving office. It was a poster from the movie Cars.
Apparently somebody decided it would be barrels of fun to take a bottle of red nail polish off the shelf, and use it to paint a penis entering Lightning McQueen's smiling mouth. Mind you, the paint wasn't on the poster itself but on the clear plastic part of the display frame.
We grabbed a bottle of nail polish remover off the shelf and tried to remove it, but we couldn't totally get rid of it. We did get it so you wouldn't be able to identify the red splotch as a penis though.
Another person, or possibly the same person, painted a big pink splotch on Hannah Montana's crotch. My co-worker, whose mind is just as much in the gutter as mine is, offered that it might be a scratch and sniff patch.
Apparently somebody decided it would be barrels of fun to take a bottle of red nail polish off the shelf, and use it to paint a penis entering Lightning McQueen's smiling mouth. Mind you, the paint wasn't on the poster itself but on the clear plastic part of the display frame.
We grabbed a bottle of nail polish remover off the shelf and tried to remove it, but we couldn't totally get rid of it. We did get it so you wouldn't be able to identify the red splotch as a penis though.
Another person, or possibly the same person, painted a big pink splotch on Hannah Montana's crotch. My co-worker, whose mind is just as much in the gutter as mine is, offered that it might be a scratch and sniff patch.
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