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WTF are you DOING?!(little gross)
So I get a call from my supervisor over the radio about a suspicious car in the back of parking lot up front. I'm figuring it's someone who's lost and needs directions or something. So I trot on up front with my lights going on the truck to take a peek. I park it less than a foot from their car and get out. They do no see me nor do they notice the flashing orange lights. I walk up to their window, look in and......WTF? Is she really???? OMG YES SHE IS! She's giving him a handjob in the middle of MY PARKING LOT!
It takes my brain a few seconds to register this fact. I knock on the window, they both jump and twist to look at me. He covers up with a napkin trying to be smooth(not working BTW)
I ask them if there's a problem(besides the obvious problem) Oh no nope nothing wrong here. I look at them silently for a few seconds then tell them if they don't work here they need to get the hell off the property RIGHT NOW before the police become involved. They back out and MOTOR out of there with me following to make sure they really do leave.
My supervisor found it hilarious that I have been scarred for life. I must say that is a first for me! Hopefully the last too! I mean c'mon, there's a motel less than a mile away that you can go to. How desperate must you be to get it on in the middle of a warehouse parking lot? Jeez... that was my day how was yours?
It takes my brain a few seconds to register this fact. I knock on the window, they both jump and twist to look at me. He covers up with a napkin trying to be smooth(not working BTW) I ask them if there's a problem(besides the obvious problem) Oh no nope nothing wrong here. I look at them silently for a few seconds then tell them if they don't work here they need to get the hell off the property RIGHT NOW before the police become involved. They back out and MOTOR out of there with me following to make sure they really do leave.
My supervisor found it hilarious that I have been scarred for life. I must say that is a first for me! Hopefully the last too! I mean c'mon, there's a motel less than a mile away that you can go to. How desperate must you be to get it on in the middle of a warehouse parking lot? Jeez... that was my day how was yours?
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