WTF are you DOING?!(little gross)

[blas]

Oh wow, you guys are just terrible.

Now where did I put those radishes....hmmmm, it's been a few weeks, but here we go.

All of you smarty pants little punsters, drop trou.....

*proceed radish thwapping*

[lineswine]

*proceed radish thwapping*

OK, that is just pervy...hey, hang on...I could get used to this! *grin*

[Megg]

Now now everyone... she might not have known how to drive a manual, but she sure knew how to handle his stick.

I have to admit, that one made me .

I would think that a handjob in the parking lot was all he could afford.

[Zellie Crescent]

I actually told a couple that there was a hotel down the street that they could go to, because they looked like they were 2 seconds away from going at it on my frozen shrimp case. I'm just thankful that Erin was at the customer service counter that night. She asked me why the couple called me very rude and annoying, so I told her how they were all over each other and after I said what I said they left without even looking at me. Unfortunately this kind of thing always happens in the store I work at.

[LillFilly]

Aw, he was just teaching her to shift his gears.

I've come across at least a dozen couples getting it on in the parking lots and parking garages. Once they took-down a barrier to the top level of my parking garage and I found their little car a-rockin when I did my tour.

Always makes me wonder when I catch them, and they separate and one of them gets into another car nearby and both cars drive-away, are they having an affair.

Don't get me started on semi-truck drivers who answer a knock on the cab naked at night! (Shudder!)

[Rapscallion]

Unfortunately this kind of thing always happens in the store I work at.

You're an aphrodisiac? Wow - do you take bookings?

Rapscallion

[Imogene]

He covers up with a napkin trying to be smooth

A napkin? Only? Poor guy.

[Astrokitty]

I would think that a handjob in the parking lot was all he could afford.

Right, because you know we're in a recession.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Now now everyone... she might not have known how to drive a manual, but she sure knew how to handle his stick.

And that's why it's called "stick shift navigation."

[Zellie Crescent]

You're an aphrodisiac? Wow - do you take bookings?

Rapscallion

No sorry, it's not me you want but the red snapper with the foggy-looking eyes and his mouth hanging open. For some reason that ugly thing seems to turn people on.

[dendawg]

Maybe she was showing him how funky and strong her fight was.



It sure as hell didn't matter if she was brought up right.

On an OT note, isn't it bizarre how none of those pool tables have pockets?

[Andara Bledin]

On an OT note, isn't it bizarre how none of those pool tables have pockets?

They're probably billiards tables, and not pocket billiards (aka pool) tables.

^-.-^

[Bloodsoul]

I recall seeing a couple going at it in their car at night in the lot during the winter.. whatever keeps you warm

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Gives new meaning to the slogan "We Are Driving Excitement," doesn't it?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Gives new meaning to the slogan "We Are Driving Excitement," doesn't it?

At least it sounds better than "pole vaulting."