The customer who just wouldn't leave.

[aurelemsrealm]

I will be the first to admit that occasionally, I will linger in places with free wi-fi or places like the games stores, but that's it. I usually only stay a couple of hours at most, but that's all.

I can honestly say the Cling-On customers at the gas station were the worst....there is really no reason to spend an hour, or two hours, at a gas station. Really. No. Reason.

What were they doing? Playing scratch off tickets.

Oh yes, every convenience store clerk loves the cling-on customers. We have one ("Charlie") who is not too bad, though. He is entertaining, and will help keep the coffee made up if I get too busy to mess with it. In "Charlie's" case, I just think to myself that I hope to have better things to do in my retirement. He has a very mischievious sense of humor, and loves to stir up political debates.

Then, we had "Eddie," who was a self-proclaimed ladies man. He could get obnoxious about checking out all the teenage girls and women. He always bragged about "going over the mountain" with this woman or that woman. It was funny that "Charlie" would aggravate "Eddie" to his face about going over the mountain, and then make jokes about "Eddie going over the mountain" when he wasn't there. Together, "Charlie" and "Eddie" were a sort of Odd Couple/Grumpy Old Men type of duo. "Eddie" stopped coming in, though, after he hit on a woman in the parking lot, then her boyfriend came after him. The woman and her boyfriend were regular customers, so I knew them somewhat from their visits. The only reason "Eddie" didn't get his ass kicked was that the assistant manager was able to calm him down. Shortly afterward, "Eddie" suddenly developed health problems and quit coming to visit.

There's "Ralph," who is the annoying lottery addict. You just have to ignore "Ralph" sometimes when other customers are waiting in line because he likes to hover around the lottery tickets. If we don't have his chosen tickets, he starts mouthing off asking if we are going out of the lottery business. I always tell him that I hope so. Then, he bitches and moans that he can't win before he sinks another $60 or $80 into the lottery. Then, I remind him that it's not a retirement fund. Eventually, "Ralph" loses interest once he thinks he's lost enough for the day, and leaves to play lottery elsewhere. I think that's all he does all day is go from place to place playing lottery.

We have a few others who will come in and hang out if the manager, assistant manager, or I are working. They repeatedly tell me they don't like most of the other clerks.

[blas]

Haha, the "lotto whores" at my gas station did the same thing, that's why I called them whores. They'd go from store to store all live long day.

Wow, what a sad life they must lead.

[Mordecai]

The Evercrack and WoW crowd would like to have a chat with you. In a dark alley. Away from the security cameras.

"Evercrack?" That is so 2002.

[tamezin]

We've had another customer stay in our store for nine straight hours! What on earth are they freakin doing?!?

Has this happend to any of you? The customer that just WON'T LEAVE?!?!

That is a little excessive, but when I was sans transportation, I would hang out in various shopping areas while waiting for a ride.

[aurelemsrealm]

Haha, the "lotto whores" at my gas station did the same thing, that's why I called them whores. They'd go from store to store all live long day.

Wow, what a sad life they must lead.

I call them cardboard crack addicts.

[AnaKhouri]

Haha! Laptop Guy got kicked out today. I complained to one of the managers and she said she'd had it with him too. Victory for Zim!

And generally management won't kick out the WiFi freeloaders because they *might* buy something, but after almost two weeks and the guy hasn't spent a dime at the store...even they start getting annoyed.

One of my co-workers walked behind him the other day, several times in the space of his shift, just to see what he was doing. He was IM'ing people. For 9 hours a day. If there's nothing worth 9 hours on the Internet (and I stand by that statement! ), then this guy could not possibly have had anything worth saying for 9 hours.

[aurelemsrealm]

Wow! Nine hours IMing people? My brain would have long since went numb way before that.

[Andara Bledin]

I used to do a lot of IMing. I'd have, on average, about a dozen conversations going, and talked to about 80 people daily, and about 120 weekly.

^-.-^

[Kinoo]

I work for a company that has "Adult Stores" and it's quite common to have customers browsing the shelves (we've got at least a couple of thousand titles in stock at any time) for 2/3/4 hours.
The worst ones come with their lists (not sure which are worse - the handwritten or colour coded spreadsheets)
And a couple of out-of-town regulars have been known to phone ahead & keep the person unfortunate enough to answer on the phone for a couple of hours tracking down DVDs to put on hold & then spend up to 9 (yes that is NINE) hours in the store.

[Geek King]

If there's nothing worth 9 hours on the Internet (and I stand by that statement! ), ...

I have nights of WoW and FFXI from when I was on the 8am-8pm nightshift that say you're wrong. The Brits and Aussies are on during those times, and most of them were a hoot to game with!