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    So... as per my previous post, I am Serving out my One-Week Suspension from my job at Subway. Again, I am taking this in stride, since it was pointed out to me that I was, in fact, stealing from my company by giving away food. I had no problem accounting for the 24-25 times I had given our homeless old man free sandwiches over the months, and I am eager to repay the debt to right things with my owner.

    Now, I work 2 jobs, just down the road from one another. Today, I had just finished an nice, long shift, to help make up for what I am missing at Subway. I had relayed the story of what happened to my Manager, as explination to WHY I needed some extra hours this week. This second job is at a Popular Burger Joint, I'm gonna call it "McWendyKing in the Box". It's Early evening shift, at this point, and I have clocked out, order my own meal, peeled out of my uniform and sat in the lobby at a table to eat and relax. My uniform is laying on the table next to me, and I'm reading my book, minding my own bussiness...

    When who should enter the Restaraunt... but the same Douchebag from my Subway. He's in casual dress, today, but I see his Demeanor of "Hurry the hell up and get to ME" at the back of the line. Also in tow are what I assume are his kids and wife. They vear off and select a booth in the lobby... right next to the one I'm sitting in, laid back with my feet up. I smile at them, and give them a plesant greeting. Hey, I do still have my uniform with me, so I'm just a friendly employee.

    Now, I know better than to start crap with someone, no matter HOW pissed off I might be at them... but I simply couldn't HELP the grin spreading across my face as I tried to focus on my book. But I did keep glancing up to the counter, when he got up there and ordered. I assume it was without incident, and go back to reading for real.

    A few moments later, however, his food is delivered to the counter, and this is what I hear...

    "These fry's are Burned! Get me some Fresh ones that aren't! And why is my (ice cream treat) so runny? Make a new one! And I bet you didn't even TRY to get my sandwich right, either. Nnnnope, there's not enough pickle, I said EXTRA pickle, and I SAID no Onions!"
    He's standing at our counter berating the poor order taker, who's is training on the register, and looking very sad and upset, mostly because SHE DIDN'T MAKE the order, and it's her SECOND DAY working here. Now, I am not a manager, so I had no authority to interfere on this... but the manager IS a few feet away, and he stepped in, telling the customer that they would Fix it, maintaining an extrodinary amount of Patience, or a really good poker face.

    So, they fix his order to his EXACT Specifications. (For the record, the fries were NOT burned, the fryer oil needed fresh changing, and would be done later... older oil makes darker fries, as I'm sure many of you would know, working jobs like this.) And he turns from the counter...

    I can only IMAGINE how he recognized me without my subway uniform and such... Maybe it's my hair, it's KINDA Standoutish, and I was wearing a VISOR that day at the sub shop. He grins this smug look and saunters toward me, taking his seat with his family and serving the remade food to them. He looks right across to me, and says, in the most snotty tone I've ever heard...

    "Well, I guess they decided to unload you, after all. Good to see that the customer is always right, as always. So, what, did you come and beg for a job HERE? Gotta be sad to have to start all the way at the bottom again, eh?"

    .... it took me a moment to debate with myself whether or not I should risk getting my ass chewed out for responding... I decided, hey, I'm not on the CLOCK anymore...

    "Actually, sir, I'll be returning to work there bright and early next week, in the same position as before. So, you can SEE how much your opinion mattered to Mr. (franchise owner) and others..."
    I take a pause, and have another debate... he WAS with his family, after all, and I had greeted them nicely... I give the wife points because she was looking at him like he was INSANE....
    I decided to go ahead and press it, a bit. This one isn't as important to me as the one at Subway is. I'm gonna torch him.
    "Oh... and I HEARD about the end of your conversation with Mr. (Franchise Owner). And from the way you were treating our trainee up there, he was CLEARLY in his right to call you what he did. I had been telling myself that you were just having a bad day, the other day, but I see now that you're just a DICKHEAD who seems to get off making those of us in the service industry miserable... of course... there's a distinct difference between the Subway where we prep it right in front of you... and here, where you fucked with the people who make your food and then sent it back where you cant watch what happens to it."

    Of course, this was clearly a bluff... I know we would NEVER do anything so sick, no matter the circumstances.
    He got really, really mad... I don't think I've ever seen someone turn PURPLE with anger...
    He stood up, yelled at his kids to get up, we're leaving right damn NOW, and dumped the entire tray of fresh food in the garbage, apparently as some sort of statement... as he was storming out, his wife was nice enough to turn to me and say...
    "You must be the guy he told me about from Subway... I'm really sorry..."

    Wow, dude, even your own SPOUSE thinks you're a Douchebag.... Way to go, bud.

    I spoke with my Manager afterward, explaining that was the guy I told him about, and he nodded... I asked him if he had to write me up and file an incident report, or something... he turned in his chair and looked back at me, and I swear, I couldn't stop grinning for an hour after he said to me, in a casual tone...

    "WHAT Incident?"


    Things are looking up. Peace Out.

  • #2
    i think im inlove with this manager!!!
    i love how you put him in his place LOVE!

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    • #3
      awesome!! it's a rarity when you can get back @ an SC

      XD

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      • #4
        I would have to say nice bit of karmic balance there. However the pessimist in me warns this could head for trouble but I'll be darned if I can think off hand of how....
        Bark like a chicken!

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        • #5
          So far... excellent! I'll just bet that Mr. "I'm So Special" is stewing in his own self-basting juices of frustration and resentment, because he isn't turning out to be the winner in this little drama. People like him live with a mindset, continually self-affirming, that they are so important. They fail to realize that not everyone else has read that same 'memo.' And then, when they run into a situation where not everyone acts as if he were the High-and-Mighty Mr. Somebody, his self-created reality comes crashing down around him. Of course, cognitive dissonance won't let him ever admit he was actually wrong, so he'll just slink away, like the wounded jackel of a douchebag that he is. Well played, my friend; well played.
          Who hears all your prayers? Why, the NSA, of course!

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          • #6
            You know, I wonder - often - why women marry men like him. And, after years of marriage and knowing what a douchebag he is, why they STAY married.

            I actually asked a friend of mine, whose husband is admittedly a REAL a** (like, to the point that she regularly apologizes for him), and she looked thoughtful for a moment, then said, "I have no idea."
            "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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            • #7
              Quoth Skeksin View Post
              I would have to say nice bit of karmic balance there. However the pessimist in me warns this could head for trouble but I'll be darned if I can think off hand of how....
              As the manager said...what incident?

              Ok so this douchewaffle goes back to Subway and pitches a bitch fit. It didn't happen at the store, and it happened off the clock.

              Not to mention that I'm fairly sure that the manager of the burger joint will back the OP up when the OP tells the Subway owner "I don't know what you're talking about. I can recall no such incident and my manager can attest to that fact."

              A little extra pwnage there.
              I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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              • #8
                Awesome pwnage dude.

                Looks like the douchebag still hasn't learned the lesson..

                Money can buy you a lot of things, however it cannot buy you class and a good reputation.

                I hope you see him one more time.. and tell him that.
                Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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                • #9
                  Yay! Pwnage!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Skeksin View Post
                    I would have to say nice bit of karmic balance there. However the pessimist in me warns this could head for trouble but I'll be darned if I can think off hand of how....
                    If he sees the OP out of a work environment

                    Quoth SailorMan View Post
                    Of course, cognitive dissonance won't let him ever admit he was actually wrong, so he'll just slink away, like the wounded jackel of a douchebag that he is. Well played, my friend; well played.
                    Though i sincerely hope this is the case.

                    Any news on the homeless guy from the other story? I want to hear if the store/manager has allowed the 'lost' sandwich for him and leftovers for a shelter....
                    Last edited by Sir Spaniard the 12th; 05-15-2009, 01:14 PM. Reason: Additions
                    3 Basic rules for ordering food.
                    - Order from the menu.
                    - If you order something that will take some time to cook, then be prepared to wait.
                    - Don't talk about Fight Club.

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                    • #11
                      Hmm...I'm curious as to the timeline of events.
                      "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                      • #12
                        Hahaha!!! Justice is a dish best served with "burnt" french fries.... and garnished with a side of awesome manager

                        Seriously though, I'm so glad to hear that your whole ordeal turned out all right. I remember feeling like I lost any faith in humanity when I read your first post about that douchebag.....

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                        • #13
                          Yeah, it's nice to be able to strike back, every once in awhile.

                          A Few questions answered, for you.

                          Friendofjimmyk: Timeline of events? Well, this has all happened in a matter of days, naturally, but my Suspension was set for one schedual week... which is oddly enough on time, because for reasons I never understood, our Schedual Calender at Subway Begins on Wendsday and ends on Tuesday.. this constantly confuses people that I make plans with, because I have to tell them I won't know my Next Week schedual untill Tuesday, as opposed to normal places, where it comes out, like, saturday, for a week that begins on Monday-ends Sunday. Is that what you were refering too?

                          Sir Spaniard: Well, there were a lot of replys about Homelss Shelters and Soup kitchens that could help Milford, and I agree that would be helpful. Untill now, that has been a fleeting idea, mostly because 1. The nearest Shelter/SK is at least fifteen Big-City Miles away via the roads you'd need to take to get there, which leads to... 2. Milford never sticks around long enough for us to be able to call someone who can come get him and take him there. We actually tried, we sat him down, gave him a drink and some food, in the back of the store, and called for pickup... he sat there, and just looked... Ancy for awhile, and after about 15 minutes he simply got up and left the store. No one knows where he goes or comes from, so all we could tell the officer who arrived to transport him was "You missed him... see if you can find him wandering somewhere". As I may have mentioned, Milford is simply not all there, and when we tried next time to explian to him that we wanted to call someone who would like to help him, he simply freaked out and bolted. We sort of gave up on the idea, then, and Resigned ourselves to helping him however we could, via sandwiches.

                          I HAVE spoken to (Franchise Owner) about having PERMISSION to feed him when he comes in. He said he's discuss it with his wife about a policy change.... I am hoping for a positive response.

                          Thanks for the great comments! It's been an interesting week, to say the least. I'm still sifting through the wreckage in my head, for good memories of past jobs... there have been many incidents that I KNOW will amuse many of you, but I wanna be sure I get all the details right... ::Gets out the Ginko Biloba and the Clam Chowder:: Brain Food...

                          Ciao!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
                            You know, I wonder - often - why women marry men like him. And, after years of marriage and knowing what a douchebag he is, why they STAY married.

                            I actually asked a friend of mine, whose husband is admittedly a REAL a** (like, to the point that she regularly apologizes for him), and she looked thoughtful for a moment, then said, "I have no idea."
                            It's usually one of the three:

                            a) She was in a bad place mentally at the time and attracted to an abusive personality.
                            b) He really was a very nice guy who slowly devolved into what we currently see due to work stress, and now there are kids and bills to pay, so it's not like she can just start over.
                            c) He's got enough money that you can overlook it.

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                            • #15
                              Funny, I've found there are just some people who are nice in all other areas of life, but when they are being sucky customers. I had a friend who was a decent guy, not abusive, not a jerk, UNLESS you were out at a restuarant with him. Then he was the biggest a**, always looking for bad service, nitpicking about the food, tipping like Scrooge, blah. I eventually just avoided going out to eat with him. It was just this one area of life, weird.

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