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[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: yes Dave, I booked this property and I am unhappy with it, I would like to move

Me: ok I can move you to this other property

Guest: Dave, I want something oceanfront to compensate me for you all misrepresenting the property

Me: well you can go to oceanfront but you pay the rate difference

Guest: I have been inconvenienced here....you said this was 4 star but it has very old fashioned decor, the appliances are old, its just not as nice as what I am used to...I deserve oceanfront for the same rate for this inconvenience. I cant stay here, my mother is coming over and she has a heart condition and I am afraid she will have a heart attack if she sees the horrors of this place

Me: ok you can move but if you go oceanfront, you pay the difference

Guest: no I will not

Me: ok well you cant have the oceanfront house

Guest: who are you to tell me what I can and cant have?

Me: I am telling you that you cant be oceanfront at this rate

Guest: youre very unkind, Dave...you have really offended me and I will be complaining about you to a manager

Me: I am very sorry

Guest: oh you'll be more than sorry when I am done

Me: ok

Guest: I better get off this phone with you before I lose it.....


As it turns out, said guest for the last two years would book a non oceanfront home, complain about it and get upgraded to oceanfront for the same price. What she didnt realize was that we keep records of this stuff and the house she complained about was the same one she had two years ago and got moved from so the question my manager asked her was if you were so unhappy with this house, why did you rebook it? She said she is forming a boycott of our company and is going to picket outside of the office. We warned her if she does, the police will be called. I will let you know if anything comes of this.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Guest: who are you to tell me what I can and cant have?

I'm the goddamned Batman!

[BaristaTrav]

I seriously doubt they will do anything but more bitching and complaining.. but it seems your manager has actually started to grow a spine. Did they undergo some experimental new stem-cell procedure.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I am afraid she will have a heart attack if she sees the horrors of this place

Seriously? Are there dismembered body parts lying around? Are the walls painted with blood? Besides, if she's old, the old appliances shouldn't bother her...she's seen ones just like them before when they were new.

[Crab]

She said she is forming a boycott of our company and is going to picket outside of the office. We warned her if she does, the police will be called. I will let you know if anything comes of this.

Protip: One person does not make a picket.

[One-Fang]

Yes it does. It's just not a picket line. It's a picket dot.

[MannersMakethMan]

I seriously doubt they will do anything but more bitching and complaining.. but it seems your manager has actually started to grow a spine. Did they undergo some experimental new stem-cell procedure.

They've probably just used the Tempo-Spine cream - when, just for once, you'd like your manager to have a spine.

[powerboy]

Don't you all see the biggest point he was making. And that is Dave is unkind.

[Tito]

Don't you all see the biggest point he was making. And that is Dave is unkind.

Yep. Good ol' no = rude. Gotta love it!

[Bramblerose]

I wonder- if walked into this horror show of a house, would I be impressed by teh wonderfulness of the house as compared to where I currently live? Of course, I still decorate in Early St. Vincent duPaul, so maybe I am not the best person to ask.....