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  • #31
    Ah, the joys of ink tanks, printers, and dates on food.

    I hate ink tank based printers, not least of which because I had to do the ordering for said beasts (well, I handled all of the printer supplies), and tank based printers eat ink like crazy, and if you don't use branded stuff, there's a good chance you'll have a mess to deal with.

    Foodwise, as mentioned, best before dates are much different than sell by dates, which aren't actually expiration dates. Basically the dates you see on most food is the last date that the store is allowed to sell it, which is usually some time before it will actually go bad. Of course, you will sometimes ge stuff that goes rancid the day it expires, and other stuff, like lordlundar's cream, that stays good way beyond the bounds of what seems reasonable.

    I actually have some black bananas in the fridge that I've been procrastinating on tossing. But the fridge was up too high recently, so there's a good chance they're currently frozen.
    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    I had a conversation on my Linkshell in Final Fantasy XI about this one time. I used "affect" as a verb and some guy argued with me. Turns out I was right. Affect is a verb. Effect is the noun.
    Not only are affect and effect both verbs and nouns, but they also have quite similar meanings.

    If you're using it as a noun, then you most likely want effect unless you're specifically dealing with psychology.

    As a transitive verb, however, it is less clear. One simple rule I found somewhere mentioned that if it's physical, then go with effect and if it's mental, go with affect. So, something can either "effect your health" or "affect your mood."

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #32
      I solved my effect/affect issues by avoiding usage of either word, whenever possible.

      For what it's worth, I do know that best by dates aren't the same as expiry dates, but they're sneaky and they're there, so people toss perfectly good food...thinking "ooh it's best by a month ago" and I'm thinking "but it's a pack of raman noodles...they don't go bad!"

      Though, that might be stretching it as a definition of food.

      My grandmother is one who balks at throwing out expired (and not "this could be good" but ..."omg it's got fungus") food. We have to throw it out when she's not looking, then hide the trash under OTHER garbage in the outside cans. It's fun!
      you are = you're. not "your".

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      • #33
        Quoth patiokitty View Post
        I used to work for a call center that had an HP contract, supporting both their laserjets and designjets. The newer designjets would actually indicate when their printheads/ink cartridges were out of date.
        Oh my. At my work we have a design jet. About a year ago it wasn't printing correctly, and the tech support people had me check the print heads. Turns out they were so past the point of expired it was scary (Number of prints, and date).

        So I changed everything out and haven't had a problem since. Thing was, when I bough the printer and they were telling me about it, no one mentioned the print heads.

        They were shocked that I hadn't changed them, well my old design jet didn't have anything like that man.

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        • #34
          I've noticed that Over The Moon brand milk stays drinkable well after the sell-by date (I think the record in this house is three weeks, after which I was forced by mom to ditch it).

          sancho, Sam's Club sells a brand of canned salmon that has 70s-esque labeling (can't remember what the name is...it was the same stuff that tried to attack me upon cleaning out my dad's pantry). I wish that the individual cans in "institutional packs" would be date stamped--or maybe that's the real "ploy", make people buy more when they can't determine when the stuff they have goes bad ^-^
          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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          • #35
            What have I started!

            To the Affect/Effect people:

            I think we get it now, no need to continue the discussion. Let's get back on topic people!

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            • #36
              I got dragged into a "best by" vs "expiration" discussion just half an hour ago.

              It was some flavored iced coffee thing in a bottle that had a best by date of about a week ago, and the receptionist was all worried over it. She's not the brightest.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #37
                Quoth SG15Z View Post
                What have I started!
                Bah, it was bound to happen. A derivative of the Godwin Law.
                I AM the evil bastard!
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