I will offer sex in return for clearance!

[Mr. Security]

I was thinking that too. Also, I'm glad it wasn't a shemale, because that is what the shemales who come into the library dress.

I imagine that if another security guy had acceppted her offer, she would have double-billed her client. Way to make the dough.

Yeah it's amazing what they wear in the library, that also goes for women who are 200 pounds past wearing what they are wearing

The sad part is that "offers" have happened to most security guards including myself. Most of the time the girls(and sometimes men) are just nasty looking either there way overweight or it's quite obvious that there crack whores(90- pounds, missing and/or black teeth). The answer I have given most of the time is this

First I have a girlfriend and two if your willing to "offer" that just to get your way then it makes me wonder how often you "offer" that and in that case there is just no way i'd touch you with a 10 foot poll

That usually gets me a FUCK YOU! and they storm off