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  • Wow, what a night.

    I had a pretty Interesting night tonight.
    First off, A guy got hit by a car in the parking lot on his motorcycle, so this cause every person that came into the store to ask me the same questions over and over again for the next hour. -_- He was fine, it kind of just bumped him and he fell over.
    Then I was outside taking trash out and there was a man walking down the sidewalk in front of the store Screaming and muttering at himself and waving his arms about the same way you would if there were a group of bees attacking you. No he was not on a blue tooth or anything like that either. O_O
    Then as soon as my co-worker left and I was left alone, the customers came non stop for 2 hours, I couldn't leave the register at all, couldn't make the coffees or pick up after them. awful.
    Then there was the kid at the frozen drink machine, you can't see it from the registers, but we have over head cameras that show the images on a tv screen above my register. He was back there throwing all the cups, lids, straws all over the floor. I told him to clean it up, he did, then he was 5 cents short for his purchase, usually i will let it slide and throw in the few cents someone needs, but not this kid. That was pretty satisfying.
    About an hour later the phone rings, I answer with customary greeting.


    SC: Guy on the phone
    ME: Me

    ME: Thank you for calling *my store* this is moogie, how can i help you?
    SC: Gimme tonight's numbers will ya?!
    ME: okay.... *reads off numbers*
    SC: BLAAARGGGGHH! *click*
    ME:


    About an hour before I get to finally leave the store, which has been filled with customers for pretty much 3 or 4 hours, two guys walk in.

    SC: Sucky Customer
    ME: Me

    SC: I need a pack of, uhhh, Marlboros... reds.
    Me: Can I see your ID?
    SC: I don't have it.
    Me: Sorry, can't sell them to you.
    SC: I have never been carded here, ever.
    Me: Well, now you have.
    SC: Everyone here knows me ( I really hate those words when they are put in a sentance together now) I live 4 houses down.
    Me: Sorry, no ID no cigarettes.
    SC: *turns to friend* Hey man, will you get em for me?
    Me: Nope, cant do that either.
    SC: You're going to make me go and get my ID?
    Me: *duuuuuuuuh* Yes.
    SC: When I come back you owe me an apology.
    Me: hahahahaha
    SC: seriously.

    They leave and come back a few minutes later

    SC: ..... Marlboro reds... *throws ID on counter*
    Me: Sure, That's 7.81 , do you need matches?
    SC: are you new?
    Me: yes.
    SC: well, yeah I figured, you should apologized to me, I had to walk really far, and i'm drunk too.
    Me: hahaha (not gonna happen buddy, and besides, i thought you lived 4 houses down and that's one of the reasons I should know you so well.)


    When my relief finally came in, i got out there as fast as I could. Something about the warmer weather brings out the stupidity in people a little more.
    Last edited by moogie; 05-23-2009, 05:51 AM.
    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

  • #2
    Since the guy was ok,

    Quoth moogie View Post
    <snip> First off, A guy got hit by a car in the parking lot on his motorcycle, <snip>
    /Groucho

    And how it got on my motorcycle I'll never know.

    /Groucho off

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    • #3
      You make an interesting comment about the guy without a bluetooth. I sorta wonder how many people have authorities called on them for acting crazy when they're just on their bluetooth. Hmmm.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        Quoth moogie View Post
        Something about the warmer weather brings out the stupidity in people a little more.
        Yep...unfortunately I'm in a state that is just bursting full of Floridiots. Man, did you have a chunk of dolts in your store.
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          Quoth moogie View Post
          SC: ... I live 4 houses down.
          .
          .
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          SC: ... I had to walk really far
          Y'Okay...

          But he was drunk, too!
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Moogie, you must really be missing the Salt Lake crazy right about now, aren't you
            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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            • #7
              Yet another wonderful carding story....ugh the entitlement!

              It's too bad his drunk self didn't fall over and pass out in someone's yard or the local beach.
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #8
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                Moogie, you must really be missing the Salt Lake crazy right about now, aren't you
                Oh smiley, you have no idea. The stupid seems to be highly contagious here.
                Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

                Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

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