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  • #31
    Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
    With all the talk of men wearing women's clothing and looking hot, I'm shocked no one mentioned Eddie Izzard. (Well, *I* think he's hot.)
    You are not alone.

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    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #32
      Great kilts aren't that difficult at all, and (I think) even sexier than modern kilts!

      I wear an arisaid, my husband wears a kilt. If you're really skilled(I'm not yet) you can put it on and off without having to repleat each morning. I know how to wear both, and how to arrange the 'tail' for warm and cold weather.





      We do 1630's Scottish Living History.
      Shamus: Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.

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      • #33
        Well, my ex was the sort to get falling down drunk at night, and at some point getting mostly disrobed for .. ahem .. various reasons, so his had to be repleated every morning. Some others I knew (some who asked me to pleat for them because I was fast and have long arms, which is helpful) could go the whole weekend without having to have theirs redone. Of course, a few of them just slept in full kit, so that doesn't really count.

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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        • #34
          I think I'll start calling the transgender a whore. Since she solicites in the library Anywho, the transgender whore wears a fake butt too. One of the guards told me her butt fell in a toliet. Granted, most of my coworkers are always talking about her fake butt and boobs.

          Yesterday she wore something in blue instead of the usual yellow. Then today on of the guards told me her boobs fell out yesterday.

          I havn't seen her today. Maybe she was way embarrassed her 100% cotton tits took a header.
          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

          Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

          I wish porn had subtitles.

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          • #35
            Quoth depechemodefan View Post
            One of the guards told me her butt fell in a toliet.
            This is, without a doubt, the FUNNIEST thing I have ever read in my life!!!

            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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            • #36
              A cw told me this.

              Wed. a person working in the library (worked in Technical Services, which is not the same as IT) had a retirement party. The transgender whore walked in and started to serve herself snacks. Someone noticed that she did not belong there and told her it was a party for staff employees only.

              Of course, she was told in a nice way. Personally, I would have gone with the "What are you doing here? Do you think we throw retirement parties for the homeless?"

              Oh, Fri. she walks in wearing black. That is the first thing I noticed. Second thing was she was looking up, talking to herself.
              Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

              Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

              I wish porn had subtitles.

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